Saturday, December 11, 2010

Christmas Gifts




Friends, I believe we are adult enough that I can admit to whacking off every once in a while. Let me now and forever promise not to rub your noses in it.*

*In the sense of not purchasing beatoff-celebration cologne only.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I see the connection to the prior post.
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fish said...

Let me now and forever promise not to rub your noses in it.*

Please be more precise in the definition of "it."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think his meaning was pretty orbvious, fish.

Another Kiwi said...

Obviously there are people who really LOVE the smell of diesel in the morning, really LOVE it.

Jennifer said...

It'd be better if it were a bottle of lotion.

Smut Clyde said...

In retrospect, it probably was not the best container for storing Tiger balm.

NutellaonToast said...

Friends, I think we are old enough for me to say "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. yuckie! you're gross!"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It'd be better if it were a bottle of lotion.

Even better if it had a pump action.

tigris said...

This and a shake weight would make for the perfect Christmas git.

Substance McGravitas said...

Thanks for the enlightenment. I had no idea. Or rather I didn't have that idea exactly, but kind of a general idea very much like it.