Monday, December 20, 2010

No Eskate



I was never a good skater because I couldn't twist the blades around to catch the dark matter just so.

8 comments:

fish said...

It is good to know that Wayne Gretzky has found gainful employment.

Although this is just blatant pandering by Marvel comics to the Canadian nerds.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I could skate pretty fast, backwards, do crossovers...but I never could learn to do a hockey stop.
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Substance McGravitas said...

It is good to know that Wayne Gretzky has found gainful employment.

I don't think you recognize Grant Fuhr guarding the Rainbow Bridge.

fish said...

Ah, I would have gone with Patrick Roy. I hated when he played for the Habs (Bruins fan here).

Another Kiwi said...

Like the man says it doesn't matter who he is since you are going to be dead in a few milliseconds. Except that saying "milliseconds" uses them up and then you were wrong. perhaps he should say "Since you will be dead in an unspecified but quite short, unit of time"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Mr. Kiwi:

Thank you for your submission. However, we are not in need of your particular writing style at this time.

Stop calling.

tigris said...

Mr. Kiwi:

Thank you for your submission.


HOT!

mikey said...

Those shinguards are totally kickass. Not so sure about the gloves though - I mean, I understand the convenience of the built-in spatulas, but outside the kitchen perhaps they should be retractable.

The oddest thing is that they issued Gaard an old bit of scrap metal, perhaps a rusted strut from an an old, wrecked lorry. [Hmmm, Rusted Strut. Band name WIN!]

On his first day on the job, it must have been somewhat hilarious. "OK, Gaard, put on these skates."
"Skates? Dood, you GET the whole outer space deal, right?"
"Just do it, recruit. Now, here's your weapon."
"Um, I think it's missing a part."
"What part would that be, recruit?"
"The fucking WEAPON part, bonehead!"

W/V taunts me with his pleasurable activities: matings