Thursday, November 18, 2010

Prima Donna and Child

Here is a presidential portrait:



Christ what an asshole. Who does he think is gonna be sitting in those chairs back there? Angela Merkel maybe?

Wait, what's this?



Okay then.

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15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is that Klavan? Maybe Cheney works, too?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, thematically I think you'd have to have Cheney in the caregiver's role, assuming Cheney and some word with "care" can go together...

J— said...

The portrait itself is quite informal. The president is sitting casually on the edge of a sofa, and he has a warm, relaxed expression on his face, despite the hardships of his eight years in office.

Smut Clyde said...

It would be very wrong to phop the Great Dome from the Volksalle onto the top of Andrew Klavan's head. I certainly shouldn't do that.

mikey said...

Are you SURE that's what Thers had in mind?

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, positive. I mean, what else could it be?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

BRA-FUCKING-VO.

Rum Collins?

Substance McGravitas said...

At this moment I will drink almost anything with alcohol in it.

fish said...

I think he looks like he is letting one rip into the sofa so no one will catch him.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It looks like a paint-by-number.

Substance McGravitas said...

I wonder if Dan Lacey does paint-by-number kits.

fish said...

#12 is pancake color. That tube is always the largest.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I wonder if Dan Lacey does paint-by-number kits.

Thomas Kinkeade does. Or he might as well.

the largest tube is "light".

Another Kiwi said...

The unbesmirched painting looks like he's done something he's just a little bit proud of, like bowled a perfect game, but realises that it's not really a big deal.

Substance McGravitas said...

It really is a piece-of-shit painting of some suburban jerk in an ill-fitting shirt.

But he killed and tortured people by fiat! Yay!