Saturday, November 27, 2010

God's Wrath

An omnipotent God wreaks havoc again!
A debate over Sunday shopping has led P.E.I.'s transportation minister to suggest God had struck down the leader of the Opposition, who fell and injured herself after introducing a bill to allow Sunday openings year-round.
God also steals socks - JUST ONE MIND YOU - and puts your keys not on the table but ON THE COUNTER.

8 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

God's kind of a bastard.

George CArlin said that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

God sets my keys down in the trunk just before it gets slammed shut.
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Substance McGravitas said...

God hides my quarters just as I pull up to the parking meter.

tigris said...

Sunday opening = bad
physically assaulting a woman = AOK

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh come on, God just pushed her a little bit, not enough to qualify for a proper smiting even.

tigris said...

Ron was wearing a black shirt and tie, TOGETHER!!!, when he made his accusations that God likes to hurt girls, talk about about something that deserves a smiting.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's a pretty half-hearted smiting. Time was, the big G would rain fire and brimstone on two cities, or drown the vast majority of the world's population.

What happened? Bryon Fischer would suggest that God has become feminized.

tigris said...

Black shirt and jacket. Sorry, I was drunk.