Sharron Angle wasn't clever enough to think up a cookie excuse for dodging the press.~
Australians have teeny tiny esophagasmuses and can only eat teeny tiny crumbs of a cookie at a time so do not judge them for their inability to finish a dainty treat in under two minutes.
I greatly prefer Grigori Perelman response when a journalist tried to talk to him:"You are disturbing me. I am picking mushrooms"
If he was picking mushrooms for cookies I could see it.
Who's the pluck blonde CTV journo? Because that was pretty fucking hardcore.
That's what you do in Edmonton until you notice you're sleepy and want to lie down forever. Then you're the foundation for a snow-fort.
I've heard that if men could eat their own cookies, they'd never leave the house.
I thought Australians called them biscuits. PHOTOSHOPPED.
I guess you could say that while he was eating his cookie she was drinking his milkshake...
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