Saturday, November 20, 2010

I'm Interested in Eating My Cookie

Somehow Albertans hired an Australian to do something and did not understand the importance of the cookie to the life cycle of kangaroofuckers.

9 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Sharron Angle wasn't clever enough to think up a cookie excuse for dodging the press.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Australians have teeny tiny esophagasmuses and can only eat teeny tiny crumbs of a cookie at a time so do not judge them for their inability to finish a dainty treat in under two minutes.

mikey said...

I greatly prefer Grigori Perelman response when a journalist tried to talk to him:

"You are disturbing me. I am picking mushrooms"

Substance McGravitas said...

If he was picking mushrooms for cookies I could see it.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Who's the pluck blonde CTV journo? Because that was pretty fucking hardcore.

Substance McGravitas said...

That's what you do in Edmonton until you notice you're sleepy and want to lie down forever. Then you're the foundation for a snow-fort.

vacuumslayer said...

I've heard that if men could eat their own cookies, they'd never leave the house.

NutellaonToast said...

I thought Australians called them biscuits. PHOTOSHOPPED.

mikey said...

I guess you could say that while he was eating his cookie she was drinking his milkshake...