Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Graceful Game

Apparently if you're a rugby player - IN AUSTRALIA YET - you can't stick your cock in a dog's mouth. This is 2010!

The offending photo. I triple-dog dare you not to click.

15 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have a cock, and I suspect viewing the foto will damage my poor zombie brane.

mikey said...

I'm not going to look either, as I believe blowjobs from anything with overdeveloped canine teeth cannot typically result in quality outcomes...

Smut Clyde said...

These are Australians. The dog has been probably been de-fanged and trained.

M. Bouffant said...

Where, then, can one stick one's willy, dog-wise? In Australia, that is, 'cause that just doesn't go on here.

Sincerely,

Michael Vick (Asking for a Friend)

Substance McGravitas said...

I think you might also have to factor in jaw strength. However, with training, retrievers are very good at not damaging, say, ducks, so I imagine someone out there's got a dog with some real cocksucking skills. And perhaps a rubber facemask.

mikey said...

Y'know, I've been bird hunting a number of times. And I've observed exactly that phenomenon. And yet, at no time did it ever occur to me that therein was a path to non-human sexual satisfaction.

Making our friend Substance even weirder than me.

Who woulda thunk THAT, huh?

Kathleen said...

dear dog that was traumatizing

Substance McGravitas said...

Am I missing something or is that photo "liked" by various users?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Not clicking, regular insanity in the USA hurts my brains too much.
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fish said...

I totally clicked. Totally worth it, but 4Chan is still scarier.

I love this quote: "and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences."

Yes exactly. My very first act of spontaneity was to stick my cock in a dog's mouth too.

Another Kiwi said...

Yeah it would be a different matter if he did it all the time.

mikey said...

Jesus christ's tits in a mason jar, have none of these people ever even THOUGHT about a risk-reward calculation?

Smut Clyde said...

There comes a stage when you find yourself doing it all the time, and when you're not sticking your dick in a dog's mouth then you're looking forward to the next time you'll stick your dick in a dog's mouth.

Before that stage, no need to join the support group and sign up to the 12-Step program.

Smut Clyde said...

Sticking one's tits in a mason jar is another activity that cries out for a cost / benefit analysis.

NutellaonToast said...

A dingo ate his baby.

C'mon people, it was RIGHT THERE.