Sunday, November 7, 2010

Soundtrack

I really should have equipped that last flight of grannies with a soundtrack. This would have been it.

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Of course, when they run into the squadron of attack helicopters you switch over to Ride of the Valkyries, right?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Well, right now I haven't thought of a good way to get the helicopters in there, so I just don't know.

I figure the helicopters would have to be Airwolves to be hip.

J— said...

I was totally expecting some thrash metal. Nicely done.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nothing hipper than Ernest Borgnine, that's for sure.

Except maybe this!!!
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mikey said...

"Fashion Figure"?

Are you FUCKING kidding me?

What the HELL is a kid supposed to do with a "fashion figure"?

Substance McGravitas said...

Saw a 3D trailer for the Bieber movie last night. Looked lifelike.

Anonymous said...

get ready for prison, you bag of fat pedo shit. yr little cronies wont save ya

Another Kiwi said...

We are big cronies. Well that is speaking personally of course, I think that most of the others hers are of a pretty normal size, no one of the "little" size. But I am unfamiliar with the grading system of cronies, it may be different for those of, say, shellfish or cheese. Now cheese has many gradations of sizing which, and this is where it gets interesting, are based on the 16th century Dutch book "Die Graduations of Jesus" thought to be one of the largest and confusing misspellings in the history of publishing. when combined with the history of salted pineapples the story takes on a Fictional Thriller cast...

Substance McGravitas said...

Welcome once again to the Troll of Sorrow, sure proof that I have arrived. Let's see you pull this one, kiwis!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I had a troll of who named himself Serr8ed show up at my place.

No matter how little he thought about his comments, my click-click of deletion required less effort.
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J— said...

Yeah, Troll of Sorrow! Google's still evil, no?

Serr8ed is (or was) a Protein Wisdom Pub contributor.

mikey said...

ToS is somewhat difficult to parse. I mean, ok, I'm ready for prison. What's next?

Where does he suppose I acquired the necessary feces of fat pedophiles? I mean, you can't just go to their house and put some kind of Y connector on their main sewage outflow line. Maybe if they had a septic tank, but you'd think the backhoe would be noticed.

And who are the "little cronies" mentioned almost in passing? Are they the fat pedos, from whom we stand accused of harvesting their elimination product and bagging it as if for resale? Or is it directed at Substance, making the likes of ME a "little crony"?

Because while I'll readily sign on as a McGravitas crony, there's no practical basis for describing me as "little". My height and weight, when viewed strictly numerically, would not seem out of proportion for an NFL linebacker. It is fair to assume, however, that the various parts and pieces are arranged substantially differently..

Substance McGravitas said...

ToS is somewhat difficult to parse. I mean, ok, I'm ready for prison. What's next?

Then we escape and work on our NEXT plan for world domination. I am at this very moment leafing through the ACME catalog.

mikey said...

See if they have anything that can be used for the surreptitious acquisition of pedophile poop...

Kathleen said...

doesn't she need an oxygen tank in space?

Substance McGravitas said...

Jetpacks don't work in space. She's flying in front of the black black smoke from the enormous and wasteful factories required to manufacture jetpacks and doilies.