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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Knowladge
It's tough to remember what was going through my head yesterday let alone the forever ago of programming for JanusNode, but I'm pretty sure that this list from a possibly-not-entirely-fictitious-quack-university was influential.
Since the days of retina-burning websites have passed us by, they've modernized a little:
Since the days of retina-burning websites have passed us by, they've modernized a little:
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To know Ladge is to love Ladge.
They spelled achievement rite, so shouldn't they get a badge for that?
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CHEST MEDICINE
Examples of thesis topics:
• Treatment of tuberculosis in adults in children.
The good news is, once we remove that adult from your child's chest, no more TB!
Prof. Dr. Sir R.C Bastos & Lady Bastos
I want to be taught by those two.
Chest Medicine, as delivered by a 280 pound black Sergeant from Alabama in the middle of a fucking firefight:
"Stuff some of that gauze shit in there. No, you pussy, STUFF it in. You're trying to STOP the bleeding, not CATCH it. [to wounded victim] You're gonna be alright soldier, just don't wimp out on me now. [Back to me] Just keep stuffing shit in that wound til the blood stops. Dustoff will be here in six zero mikes. Bags are back at Company HQ. Put rounds downrange.
I put eleven pounds of crap in that troopers chest. When I ran out of gauze I pushed in compression bandages. When I ran out of compression bandages I pushed in a tee shirt.
When the poor fuck got home (in a bag - he never had a chance) one can only imagine the coroner or embalmer or whatever pulling various and sundry random items out of his chest cavity and trying to figure out why somebody would have put them in there in the first place.
Chest medicine!
Did somebody say chest medicine?
WV: watersaw
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That video's awesome.
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I am kind of tempted to pass that link on to my sister, whose blog is all pro-science and pro-medicine, just from knowing how much it would piss her off.
you're an excellent brother, Smut, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
colesakick's web site/excerpt from her book.
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