A debate over Sunday shopping has led P.E.I.'s transportation minister to suggest God had struck down the leader of the Opposition, who fell and injured herself after introducing a bill to allow Sunday openings year-round.God also steals socks - JUST ONE MIND YOU - and puts your keys not on the table but ON THE COUNTER.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
God's Wrath
An omnipotent God wreaks havoc again!
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God sets my keys down in the trunk just before it gets slammed shut.
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God hides my quarters just as I pull up to the parking meter.
Sunday opening = bad
physically assaulting a woman = AOK
Oh come on, God just pushed her a little bit, not enough to qualify for a proper smiting even.
Ron was wearing a black shirt and tie, TOGETHER!!!, when he made his accusations that God likes to hurt girls, talk about about something that deserves a smiting.
That's a pretty half-hearted smiting. Time was, the big G would rain fire and brimstone on two cities, or drown the vast majority of the world's population.
What happened? Bryon Fischer would suggest that God has become feminized.
Black shirt and jacket. Sorry, I was drunk.
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