tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post7690128825008655874..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: ReligionSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-37798930986980691832010-05-01T22:04:09.648-07:002010-05-01T22:04:09.648-07:00I hope you both ordered baluts.I hope you both ordered baluts.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26052466942225500922010-04-29T17:35:52.030-07:002010-04-29T17:35:52.030-07:00They're still in the convent, duly producing b...They're still in the convent, duly producing bunches of little Catholics in the approved manner. And to say "hi" you say "¿Cómo estás?"Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85185395464549434972010-04-29T17:29:37.837-07:002010-04-29T17:29:37.837-07:00D: What are the Filipino gods?
C: ???
Me: She mean...<i>D: What are the Filipino gods?<br />C: ???<br />Me: She means before Catholicism.<br />C: Oh. There weren't any.</i><br /><br />Fuck, an atheist paradise ruined by Popery.<br /><br />My favorite take on what the Filipinos have had to put up w/, from a WWII movie:<br /><br />"400 yrs. in the convent, & 50 yrs. of Hollywood."M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-64154678411919623252010-04-29T16:03:49.850-07:002010-04-29T16:03:49.850-07:00What percentage of the man is bicycle already?What percentage of the man is bicycle already?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1677508575622973112010-04-29T15:56:57.411-07:002010-04-29T15:56:57.411-07:00Trading a god for a fish is like trading a man for...Trading a god for a fish is like trading a man for a bicycle.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90087464157200283262010-04-29T13:50:16.001-07:002010-04-29T13:50:16.001-07:00DO not forget Berberlangs.DO not forget <a href="http://www.google.co.nz/search?q=Berberlangs+gould&btnG=Search&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=CaG&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&sa=2" rel="nofollow">Berberlangs</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-62866360917999701032010-04-29T12:42:55.923-07:002010-04-29T12:42:55.923-07:00It is a Siamese fighting fish named Cookie Puss.
...<i>It is a Siamese fighting fish named Cookie Puss.</i><br /><br />Fudgie the Whale can kick Cookie O'Puss' ass. Even if Fudgie isn't really a fish. Although Melville would disagree.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86584906210867345512010-04-29T12:36:05.184-07:002010-04-29T12:36:05.184-07:00I used to have a god, but then I got a fish too. ...I used to have a god, but then I got a fish too. But the fish died. Perhaps god killed him out of some kind of jealous tantrum. But I dug in my heels and left the corpus delicti in the fishbowl, and sure enough, now I have a zombie fish...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-8736881576266532012010-04-29T11:35:11.736-07:002010-04-29T11:35:11.736-07:00fish and zombie!! agreeing on things!!!fish and zombie!! agreeing on things!!!zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49993978848948636782010-04-29T11:17:55.754-07:002010-04-29T11:17:55.754-07:00Oh, and thanks for the Ilongo stuff. I will pass ...Oh, and thanks for the Ilongo stuff. I will pass it to the lovely daughter ASAP.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42160882310813199412010-04-29T11:17:23.134-07:002010-04-29T11:17:23.134-07:00It is a Siamese fighting fish named Cookie Puss.It is a Siamese fighting fish named <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Puss" title="" rel="nofollow">Cookie Puss.</a>Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86172707232892247072010-04-29T10:23:26.961-07:002010-04-29T10:23:26.961-07:00Perhaps she might be interested in the Ilongots.
...Perhaps she might be interested in <a href="http://litera1no4.tripod.com/ilonggot_frame.html#religious" title="Cain and Abal are gods" rel="nofollow">the</a> <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=J9EXAOx-qYAC&pg=PP1&dq=Renato+Rosaldo#v=onepage&q&f=false" title="Headhunters!" rel="nofollow">Ilongots</a>.<br /><br />Super Positive Clueless Evangelical says, "Oh, that fish is the Jesus fish, I just know it!"J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88085976777757288082010-04-29T09:03:53.735-07:002010-04-29T09:03:53.735-07:00I agree. Definite upgrade.I agree. Definite upgrade.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68079462883439005242010-04-29T09:01:41.228-07:002010-04-29T09:01:41.228-07:00Good trade, daughter.Good trade, daughter.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com