Saturday, April 10, 2010

When Does Chuck Smooch With Betty?

Via the inbox:
The world famous comic book bands The Archies and Josie and the Pussycats, hook up like never before! And now a new flame, Valerie, the super-bright and beautiful songwriter/bassist of Josie and the Pussycats, will play her way into the Archie love triangle.

But how long can the secrecy---and their love---last? With The Archies and Josie and the Pussycats co-headlining their first tour together, things could get messy. A stage is hardly a place to hide, and when Betty and Veronica find out, it could be the end of Archie and Valerie's rockin' romance!


Link for those in thrall to Archie news updates.

10 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Don't miss the Valerie chapter in Nikki Sixx's book!

M. Bouffant said...

I knew Archie was a real slut, but a furry is new low, even for him.

Also: Still on a roll. Can not be beat!

mikey said...

That babe is HOT! I am kind of curious about her tail, though. As I have to admit I also am about the circles and meridians that seemingly overly the young man's hair.

Are they kind of spun up 'cause she's, you know, a sistah? Is that what's gonna light up this Veronikkka?

Also, a girl band called the pussy cats? Isn't that a little bit gauche? Not that I'd actually be complaining, mind you, received wisdom is to always lead your marketing with the best parts.

If the boy band was called the 'Junkyard Dawgs' it would be perfect.

Ladies and Gentlemen, opening tonight for the pussy cats, give a big welcome to Dick Kutt and the Junkyard Dawgs!!

Substance McGravitas said...

Also: Still on a roll. Can not be beat!

Must remember to post before noon.

Substance McGravitas said...

That babe is HOT!

Cherry Poptart was a pretty obvious place to end up, wasn't it?

fish said...

Are you sure Josie is a woman? I mean a transvestite rock band would explain both the tail and the name "Pussycats". Just a thought.

Substance McGravitas said...

Valerie's playing a five-string bass, surely a sign of an especially dicky kind of maleness.

fish said...

Also: Still on a roll. Can not be beat!

Don't worry, still several steps ahead of teh Editors.

Cole said...

They updated his trousers and shirt, adding some shading for depth, but they decided to keep his weird cross-hatched haircut.

Odd choice.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Wow, Archie's chocolate fantasy will ruffle some feathers back in Riverdale.

but they decided to keep his weird cross-hatched haircut

That's an indispensible part of his iconography!