How soon until they release a Christian Music album? Juggalos for Jesus only gets about 4,590 hits.
It's baffling. Judging from other ICP tracks I've heard they really could be that stupid...BUT IT'S SO STUPID. The song sucks, they can't rap or rhyme...and if it was better I guess I'd really really enjoy it, but if it was better it wouldn't nearly be as goddamned stupid. FUCKIN' MAGNETS! A PELICAN TRIED TO EAT MY CELL PHONE!
WHAT DO I DO PEOPLE?
...I liked the ending
Ok. Thank goodness I'm here to help. Look. You want good, solid, rational rock n roll, and you want it from a Clown Posse. I understand that. One of the first places I turn when I want to absorb some quality music is a Clown Posse. Because, in their very rarity, it is nothing less than a Clown Posse that can cut through the fog of modern living and deliver a powerful, melodic indictment of the system. As long as the posse doesn't have to, you know, RUN. Those damn shoes.See, where you've gone wrong is you've asked an INSANE Clown Posse to help you understand post modern America, and as much as they're willing to TRY, see, they're INSANE and you kind of have to live with what you get.You may not be aware of it, but there are other Clown Posses that might provide you with the insight and understanding you seek. There's the Bipolar Clown Posse, the Sociopathic Clown Posse, and my favorite, the Narcissistic Clown Posse. I have it on good authority that Trent Reznor leads one of those, and you see where THAT led, right?Now, of course, this being 2010 and such like, there is a THIRD WAY. That is the incredibly bland and nonthreatening Suburban Clown Posse. Where gophers are the problem, and, as is common with most lawn and garden pests, Mexicans are the solution.I hope I've cleared up your confusion. Here. Try my ProActive...
Do not buy CDs from Mime Posses.
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?/I don’t want to talk to a scientist, ya’ll mothafuckin lying and getting me pissed.Is this the wrong time to bring up unpaired electrons in orbitals?
This comment was awesome:teaflax: I once saw the sun go behind a cloudThought it was gone, but it came back aroundThat was some fucking miraculous shitKnocked me down, so I had to sitI scratched my beard, it's a miracle tooThen I scratched my head, because now I knewThat my flow was weak and my rhymes inaneCouldn't call myself stupid, so I chose "insane".The only true miracle this vid providesIs that kids will buy records by middle-aged guysAs long as they have a two-digit IQYes, little juggalo, this means you.
Is this the wrong time to bring up unpaired electrons in orbitals?That's just a lifestyle choice and you know it!
I don’t want to talk to a scientist, ya’ll mothafuckin lying and getting me pissed.I think Kiwi and Smut did something awful to them in The Old Entomologist.Naughty antipodeans!
I think this video is a message from the other universe. It probably means "Fuck off and leave us alone"
Fucking magnets- what about the fucking ferrets?
Mmm... spam hide
A friend would like to know more about the commentater who was sitting in the kitty litter.
I told my girlfriend I wanted to play 'Hide the Spam'. It was gross and we got food poisoning. The only thing that saved us was the leeches and the hagfish...
ICP gets a blood change & goes on Prozac - & hilarity does or does not ensue, as the case may be.I'll always harbor an inner tinge of regret at never having surrendered to the Juggalo path ... girls can't get enough of their abstruse jargon & facepaint, or so I hear. Lord knows that shit worked wonders for an uggo like Gene Simmons, after all.
All hilarity aside, looked to me like they were doing whatever that thing is that they do from the Tower of Babel.Never mind the bolych.
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