Monday, April 12, 2010

The Modern Age

Clue in today's crossword puzzle: It's X-rated.

Answer: PORNO

We are now in The Future and I WANT MY FLYING CAR!

18 comments:

Jennifer said...

It would have been better had the clue been porno...

I'll also assume it was a going down answer.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'll also assume it was a going down answer.

You called it. Bravo.

Another Kiwi said...

i dunno how futurist "Porno" is. Most people say "porn" now except for the hep young things who say "Pron".
Of course, Subby should still get a flying car.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jennifer can sit back and enjoy a cocktail in knowledge of fine filthtrollery. Well done indeed madam!

Substance McGravitas said...

i dunno how futurist "Porno" is. Most people say "porn" now

Up until now I've missed both in the newspaper crossword. "Bukkake" is gonna require some crossword design skills.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Goatse" should be a snap though.

Mendacious D said...

Not anymore...

Substance McGravitas said...

5 Down: Open ended

NutellaonToast said...

Are you sure it's not "Tiger?"

Yeah, I do write for Leno. how'd you know?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17 across: internet aperture

mikey said...

I keep wondering - now that they're effectively crowdsourcing porno, what are all those artificially enhanced boys and girls going to do?

It's kind of sad to think about. They aren't even being replaced by workers in third - world sweatshop porn factories, they've lost their livelihood because about a fifth of the population is willing to provide the same services for FREE.

I imagine if you go down to the San Fernando valley you see all these gorgeous top-heavy blondes and well-muscled, hairless men just milling about helplessly, holding tattered cardboard signs that say "Will fuck for food"....

fish said...

Crosswords are getting harder.

fish said...

And longer.

Substance McGravitas said...

I keep wondering - now that they're effectively crowdsourcing porno, what are all those artificially enhanced boys and girls going to do?

Run for office.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Run for office.

anything's better than having to look at Boehner and Lieberman.

Smut Clyde said...

Run for office.
So you're counting steroids.

M. Bouffant said...

I imagine if you go down to the San Fernando valley you see all these gorgeous top-heavy blondes

Just why I avoid the Valley.

Smut Clyde said...

The uncanny valley again.