you know those styrofoam peanuts that you get with boxes of stuff? ratio 1 volume of stuff:20 volumes of peanuts? ...collect 'em all, put 'em in bags... bingo! Guam is wherever you want it!
Now just one goddam cotton pickin minute here.They NUKED the JEEZUS out of Bikini Atoll. Didn't sink. They landed a division on Betio. High and dry. Kwajalein. You could throw a rock from end to end. Sammy Johns told me about it. Pretty sure it didn't matter...
I think prevention is the key here, so citizens of Guam could each be equipped with proximity monitors that'd space 'em out evenly over the island. That way when someone wanted to go to the store everyone else could compensate for the alteration in stability by moving a little bit themselves.
He's still smarter than Virginia Foxx (NC-5) At least Hank is thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX!~
..."proximity monitors"... aah, I had a lovely little (trust me!) comment, but then I read it and, alas, it did not sufficiently offset humour against political/social incorrectness. If you'd like to see it, send me an email (good luck with that).
Oh go ahead and post it - and then delete it immediately. That way I get to respond to it with outrage and people can see it was there.
Best profile photo in all of existence!! (Even if if doesn't work in the comments on the post page.)Guam could also be added to.
I still can't tell if he meant it metaphorically or not. Just so odd.
Dunno about that, McG. You don't seem to do outrage. You're all tolerance and inclusiveness. It's a full time Cwm Bye Yah moment 'round here.Umm. Not that that's a BAD thing...
Lookit that.Bouffant's Johnston is GROWING!
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