Sunday, April 25, 2010

Free Medical Advice



Okay, I am not a doctor, but um, "source of bleeding"? HELLO?

9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Roses not to be applied internally"

mikey said...

...slurred speech, blured vision and dizziness...

If I may posit a diagnostic theory, Brett, you're fucking drunk again. If you sleep for twelve hours, get up, put on some clean clothes, eat some menudo and huevos rancheros, I foresee a full recovery...

Another Kiwi said...

If you can eat the huevos it will be a full recovery.
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M. Bouffant said...

Why won't such a pimple on the ass of humanity just up & die rather than hanging on & making people discuss him?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Bouffant has a point. REAL rockstars would have choked on their own vomit (or even somebody else's) LONG before this.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Bouffant has a point. REAL rockstars would have choked on their own vomit (or even somebody else's) LONG before this.

Substance McGravitas said...

If you have a malfunctioning zombie I think you can give it a couple of stiff smacks on the side and it gets right back to shuffling and grunting and brain-eating.

tigris said...

Would those smacks be grunty malebeats?

Smut Clyde said...

Needs more links to the Masochism Tango.