Thursday, November 5, 2009

Bipartisan Means an Equal Proportion of Doctors and Mental Patients

Our man Burt pulling a Broder:
So far, as bi-partisanship is concerned, the Republicans have been banished to Washington’s equivalent of Siberia. These days, bi-partisanship simply means that David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel are in agreement.
Hands up everyone who believes Burt wants to be bipartisan with Hitler Stalin Obinladen?
There is one promise, however, that Obama has kept. He vowed transparency, and anyone who can’t plainly see what the rock star and his left-wing groupies (Axelrod, Emanuel, Jeff Jones, Valerie Jarrett, Cass Sunstein, Anita Dunn) are up to is simply spending too much time watching “American Idol” and college football.
The inclusion of Sunstein on the list is still awfully amusing, though Rahm should be as much of a giggle.

21 comments:

Rusty Shackleford said...

The goal of the metal patient

herr doktor bimler said...

Heavy metal patient.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

anyone who can’t plainly see what the rock star and his left-wing groupies (Axelrod, Emanuel, Jeff Jones, Valerie Jarrett, Cass Sunstein, Anita Dunn) are up to

Does Burton enlighten us as to what is so plain?

Is it not getting offa his lawn?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Cuz I ain't clickin that link, Substance. Got things to do this afternoon, and massive brain trauma would hinder.

Substance McGravitas said...

That is an awesome typo. Keeping it.

Substance McGravitas said...

Cuz I ain't clickin that link, Substance.

Perfectly reasonable. Same old thing.

mikey said...

Y'know what I'd LIKE very much to read? I'd like to read Burt's carefully elucidated monograph on what constitutes "left wing", "right wing", "socialism" and "freedom" (or he can substitute "liberty" if he prefers).

I can't figure out how this game works, because they just keep using the same words to describe radically different things. ALL these words can be synonyms for "shit I don't like". They should have to pick ONE at most...

Rusty Shackleford said...

grrrrrRRRRRRRRRRAH!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Grindcore, goregrind, or just grind? Join the discussion!

Another Kiwi said...

Teeth grinding?

Rusty Shackleford said...

Personally, I don't see how a band that has a song called "Slithering Maceration of Ulcerous Facial Tissue" could NOT make it over the goregrind bar. Maybe it's because they sold out and pandered to the VH1 crowd with "An Orgy of Flying Limbs and Gore."

Substance McGravitas said...

I rate for RaviolisGutsFucker. Or I would if I was signed in.

Another Kiwi said...

Well I had to look didn't I? I was unsure as to what maceration actually means since the last maceration I have seen was in grapes to produce red stuff that smelt like Model Plane glue. An interesting product but less than saleable.

Substance McGravitas said...

Where would we be without Slayer teaching us about abacination?

Another Kiwi said...

Jebus, I look at one Slayer video with the volume cranked up and the office mates look at me like I'm weird!!

Substance McGravitas said...

That opening scream's one of the finest moments in modern music.

Rusty Shackleford said...

That opening scream's one of the finest moments in modern music.

Changed my life. Before that I was an SST junkie. After that I was an SST junkie who also listened to Slayer.

Substance McGravitas said...

I remember a tour bumper-sticker for them that said SLAYER IS COMING.

herr doktor bimler said...

Without exposure to Boltthrower lyrics at an impressionable age, I would never have learned words like 'inspissation'.

herr doktor bimler said...

I was unsure as to what maceration actually means

I used up my entire maceration for the month making spiced coffee, but fortunately I have some nutmeg left over from October.

herr doktor bimler said...

There was an old man of Khartoum
With a beetle and bat in his room.
He said "It's a fact
That they slightly detract
From the general atmosphere of darkness -- inspissated gloom."

Limerick- and on-topicness-FAIL.