Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Princess Di's Advocaat Swirl

1 pint beholder zombie pancreatic juice
1 shot advocaat, swirled

Add the beholder zombie pancreatic juice rhetorically to the advocaat since it's heavier. Serve in a small rich jug. Phone the authorities.


mikey said...

"911, what's your emergency"

"Just following the recipe"

"I'm sorry. Do you have an emergency?"

"Nope. I got a Advocaat Swirl, though."

"This is the 911 operator. Who's this"

"Princess Di. Say, how you fixed for pint beholder zombie pancreatic juice over there? I got Advocaat coming out my ass, but that goddam zombie pancreatic juice is a motherfucker, y'know?"


Thinking the whole phone the authorities thing might be a typo...

Smut Clyde said...

The good thing about advocaat is that nothing you mix it with could possibly make it any nastier.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe Smut just insulted my pancreatic juice.

Substance McGravitas said...

Calm down unless you're a BEHOLDER zombie.

Another Kiwi said...

I would thought that the Zomboid community would not have use for pancreatic juices due to a diet of branes not really needing much and also they are mostly dead.

mikey said...

You know the old saying.

Brains are in the eye of the beholder.

(Note - "Branes" are a higher-dimensional spacial geometry concept, "Brains" are what zombies eat. Thank you for your attention to this matter)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley you guest, mikey!

Smut Clyde said...

What is more, eyes are in the brains of the beholder. Or at least they were, somewhere about the 9-week stage.