Princess Di's Advocaat Swirl
Ingredients:
1 pint beholder zombie pancreatic juice
1 shot advocaat, swirled
Add the beholder zombie pancreatic juice rhetorically to the advocaat since it's heavier. Serve in a small rich jug. Phone the authorities.
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8 comments:
"911, what's your emergency"
"Just following the recipe"
"I'm sorry. Do you have an emergency?"
"Nope. I got a Advocaat Swirl, though."
"This is the 911 operator. Who's this"
"Princess Di. Say, how you fixed for pint beholder zombie pancreatic juice over there? I got Advocaat coming out my ass, but that goddam zombie pancreatic juice is a motherfucker, y'know?"
Hmmmm.
Thinking the whole phone the authorities thing might be a typo...
The good thing about advocaat is that nothing you mix it with could possibly make it any nastier.
I believe Smut just insulted my pancreatic juice.
Calm down unless you're a BEHOLDER zombie.
I would thought that the Zomboid community would not have use for pancreatic juices due to a diet of branes not really needing much and also they are mostly dead.
You know the old saying.
Brains are in the eye of the beholder.
(Note - "Branes" are a higher-dimensional spacial geometry concept, "Brains" are what zombies eat. Thank you for your attention to this matter)
Shirley you guest, mikey!
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What is more, eyes are in the brains of the beholder. Or at least they were, somewhere about the 9-week stage.
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