They came for people who post FIRST for no good reason in comment threads.
LEAVE MY ANDROIDS ALONE!!! **Sob**
Guys, my quagga just died, so I'm sad today. :(
I always thought it was mutants, then giants, THEN androids. That's how we do it at our house.
I don't get it. If everybody else is being detained, who the heck is going to bomb-out the planet?
It's a little disingenuous to suggest that the androids and mutants and giants were just sitting around minding their own business.
Well, yeah.I remember back in '87, the Mutants threw a big party, and they invited a bunch of Giants and some Androids. Now this was at the Mutants house, which at the time was in the same cul de sac as mine, in a West San Rafael neighborhood called "Sun Valley".Well, as you can pretty much imagine, things got out of hand pretty quick. The Giants started playing catch with the Mutant's dogs and the androids got fucked up and were trying to have sex with the lawn mower. The Mutants were all drunk and trying to get the local chicks to look at their mutations. The PD showed up and started cracking heads, so I grabbed the del Reno sisters (yep - BOTH of them) and we just ran down the hill to my house, ate a quaalude and had our own little party...
Must remind myself: JanusNode module for "First they came for the" speeches.
The PD showed up and started cracking headsAnd soon they will crack no heads because THEY will come for the PD.
I finally figured it out.And then they came for the dangerously unstable planet-busting warheads...
Whenever an android goes on a killing spree, we hear that it was an extremist who does not represent the vast majority of moderate law-abiding androids, but how are we supposed to tell the extremists from the moderates? If they cannot police their own people then mass internment is the only alternative.
how are we supposed to tell the extremists from the moderates?I thought the extremists had LEDs that blinked in red as opposed to green. Also they'll throw your shoes up on power lines.
Also they'll throw your shoes up on power lines.I knew he was an android!
Somewhere a mutant giant android is crying, crying, crying. Oh wait, false alarm, that's Glenn Beck
Did someone say "mutant gynandroids"?
Did someone say "mutant gynandroids"?Why yes.
This entire thread is out of order.OUT OF ORDER!~
how are we supposed to tell the extremists from the moderates?The EXTREME switch is toggled on, of course.
...how are we supposed to tell the extremists from the moderates?...when is Goliath going to get a decent haircut?...why does he have a dish towel around his neck?...can we make the extremists buy drinks for the moderates? If not, why not?
why does he have a dish towel around his neck?He got cold when he was at the North Pole in the prior issue, so the towel has been added.
Also, please take note of the Vision's ordering:What if they take me next?What if they come for my hawt wife?What if they come for you?Selfish prick. I say let the men of the Kree go hang, and then round up them androids. Meanwhile, I'll be consoling the Scarlet Witch.
why does he have a dish towel around his neckYou should always know where your towel is.
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