Monday, November 9, 2009

Loveliness

Ladies and gentlemen, Lovely Professional University:
The Lovely Group is a widely recognized corporate house of the northern region of India whose name is strongly associated with quality delivery in each enterprise undertaken by it. Needless to say it has achieved resounding success in all its ventures including professional education. The brand ‘Lovely’ symbolizes excellence and instills faith and confidence among millions of people in India and abroad since 1961. ‘Lovely’ has come to represent initiative, reliability, transparency & professionalism of high order.
This is a legitimate institution.

You may find less satisfaction, however, at the Hilarious Institute of Clinical Technology.

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11 comments:

mikey said...

Saints Preserve Us!

So I'm guessing the Hilarious Institute is mostly focused on Veterinary Sciences?

Substance McGravitas said...

You would think so, but Mr. Assissi was unavailable for comment.

herr doktor bimler said...

I can see where Mehitabel the Abyssinian will be getting her next diploma from.

Another Kiwi said...

As someone who failed my clowns degree from the Hilarious Institute I don't think that this is funny. Do you think it is easy to put custard down your pants without it going into your underclothes? Do you think it is easy to set your glove on fire but not your hand? And, oh god, how many, oh lord, how many did we get into that sodding car?

Substance McGravitas said...

Do you think it is easy to put custard down your pants without it going into your underclothes?

No, but I fail to see the advantage in keeping the custard out.

Another Kiwi said...

No, but I fail to see the advantage in keeping the custard out.
It's not custard for recreational use, it's professional entertainment.

herr doktor bimler said...

It makes a big difference for tax purposes.

Substance McGravitas said...

I remain skeptical and I demand to see the Custardian of Records.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And, oh god, how many, oh lord, how many did we get into that sodding car?

I would guess, from your unsuccessfual Hilarious Transcript, at least one less than came out of it afterward.

I am concerned that you injured your gonanagle.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"Stop thinking about your higher education." There are many schools that could take that as a motto, or credo, if you will

fish said...

I do enjoy when Dennis Hopper does the Lovely University Cheer in Blue Velvet.