Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Did You Know?


13 comments:

fish said...

Despite its unpleasant smell, it is an ingredient in the world's most expensive perfumes.

I do not find the two halves of this sentence to be inconsistent.

Substance McGravitas said...

Guess how Axe Body Spray got its name?

J— said...

So they export civet and qat.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Point of order, Mister Chairman!
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Another Kiwi said...

Kitty givez rare and speshul ingredient for Perfoom alright.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Aren't those the cats that p00p expensive coffee?

Speaking of coffee, Capcha says pestypee.

mikey said...

Ah man, fuck that stinky shit.

Got any lithium?

M

Substance McGravitas said...

The shiftless Ethiopian ones aren't the coffee poopers. Nevertheless the musk extraction involves a lotta ass squeezing, so there's your fill of ass content.

M. Bouffant said...

Oh, it's silliness. Musky silliness.

sialnes

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Thanks for clearing that up. It's no big surprise that Ethiopian cats don't poop golden coffee, after all Ethiopia is in Africa, and we all know how Africans can't hold down a decent job.

Speaking of highly sought after poop and perfume ingredients, AMBERGRIS!

herr doktor bimler said...

You can't fool us. We know which end of a whale is which.

Another Kiwi said...

There was some excitement is these here parts last year with some waxy lumps of goop which washed up on some beach somewhere (Kiwinews: something is happening here...)Locals thought it might be ambergris and therefore worth a shirtload but unfortunately it wasn't and they got large chunks of smelly fat to play with.
You see the perils of greed!!! Repent my fellow citizens and leave the exudates of marine creatures alone!!!

herr doktor bimler said...

leave the exudates of marine creatures alone!!!

Especially seals. That "It's just ice-cream" line is not fooling anyone these days.