A man whose bowel was damaged in a motorcycle crash has been given a bionic bottom.
Look, I like appropriate approaches to alliteration as much as the next fellow, but really, "Bionic Bottom"? Is that really the best you can do?I, myself, prefer "Reliable Replacement Rectum"...
Were rivets used to attach the rear end?~
Does it make the bionic "ch-ch-ch-ch" sounds when he poops? Because that would be AWESOME. I also find myself wondering what kind of distance he can get nowadays.I, myself, prefer "Reliable Replacement Rectum"...That is much, much better. Can you squeeze "robot" in there somewhere, maybe?
Does it make the bionic "ch-ch-ch-ch" sounds when he poops?The poops are bigger, longer, faster.
The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincterA sphincter wrapped in a quadriceps inside an anus.These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket.Can you get that as an iPhone app?
Even now, people like J-- are stalking the poor dude and pointing various remotes at him in the hope of hitting the right frequency.This has been standard surgery for years but SLOW NEWS DAY.
You people are twisted.You'd make good zombies.
Not as twisted as the new sphincter muscle, of course
The poops are bigger, longer, faster....better watch it - those Olympic merchandising watchdogs are ever vigilant
those Olympic merchandising watchdogs are ever vigilantThat totally gives me an idea for how to update the Olympic rings...
tigris is banned.
Can you squeeze "robot" in there somewhere, maybe?Words one does not want to hear from the doctor in the course of the prostate exam.
...along with "That's peculiar!"
"Nurse, you can stop looking for that missing spatula!"
..."have I told you about my skin condition?"
This has been standard surgery for yearsLet me try my garage door opener then.
"Did you find the missing miners yet, doc?"
My money's on that cheesy AppleTV remote...
..."You know, there's a funny thing about the prostate..."
In other butt news
"Bad Butt Injection"Were these your search terms for that article, A.K.?~
That would be the buttoxin.
Well, it probably wasn't Mazola corn oil, because that stuff can kill you.
Those buttox injections are awful; you still have the smile, but your cheeks can't move so no one can read your true emotion and it ends up just looking like a rectus.
Thunder, I was on Lickingtheriver.com and the story just came up.How does Oily Tatz fit into this, metaphorically speaking, of course
It is my understanding that Bigfoot had buttox injections, which apparently is proof that he's Sasquatch or something...
...looking like a rectus...rictus..rectum...Two Orifices in One!!
I watched the Wizard of Oz last night.In the scene where they rescue the Tin Man, at one point Dorothy asks him "where would you like the oil?"I snickered.
Mazola (& Wesson) oil: Lubricants, not injectable!!How many times must I tell you kids this?
So what do you recommend for those pesky nights when there's not enough money for the brown?White wine? Or Red?
Boy, the poop thread filled up fast.Got the runsos.
I see my attempt to have the "link to this post" show up has failed.Even with the brand new pc and operating system!That's it. Good bye, cruel world!~
And so soon after the fall of GeoCities.Such sad symbolism.
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