Thursday, July 16, 2009

I Have No Bridge and I Must Troll

Attacked!
God, I feel so good now. Got it all out. Okay, let’s hear it in the comments section now. No holding back. That includes you, Unrighteous Bubba and Cognitive Dissonant. Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements :)

32 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

A compelling argument to be sure.

J— said...

I Have No Bridge and I Must Troll

Is this another Red Hot Chili Peppers discussion?

Righteous Bubba said...

The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been known to consort with vegetarians.

Nazis.

herr doktor bimler said...

Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements

Can't he just hack into your webcam like the rest of us do?

mikey said...

It's inevitable Righteous Bubba will go
Trolling the nether parts of BigHo
Try as we might there's still no
Hope he's not a humorless dildo

Kathleen said...

yanno in the beginning I did not find "humourless dildo" to be super hilarious. But the more it gets repeated, the funnier it gets. for serious. as serious as a humourless dildo.

Righteous Bubba said...

I must say I'd prefer the humourless dildo to the Robin Williams dildo.

J said...

Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements


German!? WTF? These are kiwis we're talking about it, iddn't it--a bit beyond that bo-reeng FKK club stuff, ah wager. Think Canberra, mate. Or fansofJWGacy.com. J-dub.

Simpson's not one for subtlety. I don't bother with the hick-rightist sites too much (or, to be honest the Garofalo.coms)--rather perilous in certain areas of west, like when the webmeister puts a call into his pals in the local chapter of angels, 'skins, or local meth dealer, etc.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Called out by John T Simpson.

I hope you learned your lesson. Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.

Or his gun.

BUTTOCKS

Another Kiwi said...

John The Simpson confirms his position in the top flight of bloggers with the stinging "unrighteous" label.
Then to disable the comments of said heathen proves that we are dealing with some one from the top shelf of the blog liqour cabinet. Yes, next to Burt Prelutsky's Old Persnickity is a bottle of Gimpsons Tomato Sauce and Vodkatini.

cognitive dissident said...

As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."

Besides, everyone knows that tinfoil is for hats, we pinko commies live in vacuum-less slovenliness, and Swedish porn is the best. (Also, there's no wireless signal in my Mom's basement, so I had to write this comment at Starbucks after bumming $6 from her for my favorite frou-frou frappuccino.)

(RE your title: Somewhere on the Internet, Harlan Ellison is cranky...)

herr doktor bimler said...

sick online German porn filmed in your mothers’ basements

Fexcsed, as the cool kids are apparently saying.

Righteous Bubba said...

It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.

Also disgusting when they take a bite and figure it out.

Righteous Bubba said...

As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."

Sure, the shout-out was nice, but why wasn't there more in the post about ME ME ME and what I think?

mikey said...

I LOVE the German porn.

Especially the sound track.

It always sounds like "MMmmmm, ja, fritzen mitzen titzen shitzen fitzen"

That never fails to amuse...

Capcha, on the other hand, likes the gersm porn

J— said...

As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."

Yeah, but that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.

Righteous Bubba said...

Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly dull.

herr doktor bimler said...

It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.
Ah, so the special ingredients are a family tradition.

Speaking of which:
When this fourth rich course was removed, the table was relaid for the fifth with a crimson silk cloth, and the nymphs clothed in the same. The flowers were yellow, white and amethystine Cairo roses; the food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat, and many pieces of a light white bread. The sauce was thus: fresh egg yokes with pine nuts, orange water, pomegranate juice, Colossine sugar and cinnamon. The dishes were of emerald, and so was the table of the sublime queen.

cognitive dissident said...

that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.

Just like my liberal ass likes it!

Another Kiwi said...

he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat
We never eat the morsel around here. They are a bit low to the ground, if you get my meaning.

Righteous Bubba said...

Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.

You know, I hadn't considered it.

Hmm.

Righteous Bubba said...

egg yokes

Listen: eggs are not strong enough to pull your carriage.

mikey said...

To be fair, you say that without ever having seen my carriage...

Or my shinn

fish said...

He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plans on using that gun like he wants to.

I get no repec.

Kathleen said...

I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday and thought of you all. Just thought you would want to know.

Rusty Shackleford said...

A homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.

Righteous Bubba said...

I feel really bad, but you don't wanna look 'em in the meatus when you walk by.

Kathleen said...

I was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mistake.

Rusty Shackleford said...

I was looking to see if he was breathing.

Always look 'em in the eye.

Righteous Bubba said...

They're always wanging about this or that.

Another Kiwi said...

If you try to help they just cock a snook at you

Rusty Shackleford said...

Did I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant never