Monday, July 6, 2009

Frist!

20 comments:

J— said...

Fristy!

J— said...

The Miami Herald is all over this one. They've got the arrest affidavit up in pdf and a Google map with all the spots where cats were killed.

Yes, I have printed the affidavit and am reading it now.

Righteous Bubba said...

Clearly the kitty readership is concerned.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No doubt that the cat killer rates for Jerry.
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mikey said...

Shee It.

I killed a water buffalo once.

Cats.

Poseur...

J— said...

Accused cat killer took anatomy class

…and according to the affidavit, got a B.

Another Kiwi said...

The cat killer rates for Tom. They are territorial animals.
It's lucky that the Miami Herald is on the case. Purrfect mwahahah

Righteous Bubba said...

The cat killer rates for Tom.

Okey-dokely Mr. Turn-On-A-Dime ANDY MCCARTHY!

Another Kiwi said...

Queen of the tress obviously

Another Kiwi said...

Oh ho baby eating Liberals, Dr Frist says "A doctor is a man whose job justifies everything . . . Life [is] a gift, not an inalienable right."
Suck on that, cats.

Capcha advertises for Tree surgeons to work in Alaska now that the Queen of the Tress is retiring-lumbadoc

Another Kiwi said...

OH fuck, I go home now

Mendacious D said...

"Myyyyyyyyyyy Angora has a Frist name,
It's vivisectionist..."

Righteous Bubba said...

I killed a water buffalo once.

They aren't so cute with the balls of yarn and such.

mikey said...

Got GREAT big sad brown eyes.

You don't exactly wanna hug 'em, but you'd like to throw 'em a snack...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I carved my name on a moose once...


awnreen, he said.

tigris said...

Life [is] a gift, not an inalienable right

I think it says that in the Declaration. It's in a footnote.

They aren't so cute with the balls of yarn and such.

And emptying the litter box *shudder*

Righteous Bubba said...

It's disconcerting when they climb up on to the fridge.

fish said...

Queen of the truss?

J said...

Sad. At least harvest the meat, Doc. Kung Pao kitty

Another Kiwi said...

There is a lot of discrimination against the Water Buffalo. When was the last time that a firefighter got one out of a tree??? They just let them die up there.

Capcha warns against spinsin. Whirling dervishes take note