Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Crying Shame

Cheating ballers poke their bums
With needles full of drugs
If only they’d grown up with
Loving mothers full of hugs.

25 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Swimmers wrapped in magic fibres,
Turn water steam like a dolphin's child
If only they'd had mums who were kinder,
they could do the same,in old bin liners.

Substance McGravitas said...

Wrestlers hide a secret shiv
In tape or in their pants
If only their dear mothers
Thought to teach them to square dance.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I used up all my poetry and such as on Senator Vitter.
~

herr doktor bimler said...

When ancient Greek traders
Sell things to invaders
That's agora!

What do you mean, wrong verse form?

fish said...

Poor Papi and Manny
By fame were seduced
They cheat by injection
But man they produced

mikey said...

When athletes are juicing
Their play corresponds
Now they're clean but they're losing
Stop picking on Bonds!

herr doktor bimler said...

When an etching of Dante
Shows clothing that's scanty
That's a Doré!

I'll stop now.

herr doktor bimler said...

When an etching of Dante
Shows clothing that's scanty
That's a Doré!

I'll stop now.

Substance McGravitas said...

Suuuuure you will.

One who's quick to chastise
Is a perv in disguise:
That's a Tory.

mikey said...

I'll play.

When the painting in view
Shows a man cleaved in two
That's a-gory

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

When panting for ewe
A man is caught blue
That's a felony.
~

fish said...

When climate in change
Makes one man estranged
That's Al Goré

Substance McGravitas said...

When a man in a suit
Bites a collie's patoot
THAT'S a story.

mikey said...

When the villian on Buffy
Is a goddess who's huffy
That's a-Glory

Another Kiwi said...

When a lady with a chest
made of brass kicks your arse
thats a Xena

I not good at traditional forms of poetry

Another Kiwi said...

Mrs Kiwi says:
When a man from Utah
has a double wide car
thats polyamory

fish said...

AK keeps scaring me with threats of Lucy Lawless.

Substance McGravitas said...

When you've tattooed your face
Down in Xena's old place
That's Maori.

Substance McGravitas said...

When you've God up the duff
And you're sleeping in rough
That's a Mary.

herr doktor bimler said...

You people are all way off-topic.

Something something something
Something something something
That's allegory.

mikey said...

One more.

I chase these damn kids off my lawn
Shouting curses til they're gone
I a-Hoary

mikey said...

I'm.

I'M a-Hoary.

It means grizzled and old.

Um, doesn't it?

Substance McGravitas said...

If you don't poop or pee
And you're lovely to see
You're a houri.

Another Kiwi said...

When you're fish from the south
with an extendable mouth
You're John Dory

fish said...

If you can't get enough
when you're both in the buff
you so horny.


pinchr is how I got into this