Swimmers wrapped in magic fibres,Turn water steam like a dolphin's childIf only they'd had mums who were kinder,they could do the same,in old bin liners.
Wrestlers hide a secret shivIn tape or in their pantsIf only their dear mothersThought to teach them to square dance.
I used up all my poetry and such as on Senator Vitter.~
When ancient Greek tradersSell things to invadersThat's agora!What do you mean, wrong verse form?
Poor Papi and MannyBy fame were seducedThey cheat by injectionBut man they produced
When athletes are juicingTheir play correspondsNow they're clean but they're losingStop picking on Bonds!
When an etching of DanteShows clothing that's scantyThat's a Doré!I'll stop now.
Suuuuure you will.One who's quick to chastiseIs a perv in disguise:That's a Tory.
I'll play.When the painting in viewShows a man cleaved in twoThat's a-gory
When panting for eweA man is caught blueThat's a felony.~
When climate in changeMakes one man estrangedThat's Al Goré
When a man in a suitBites a collie's patootTHAT'S a story.
When the villian on BuffyIs a goddess who's huffyThat's a-Glory
When a lady with a chestmade of brass kicks your arsethats a XenaI not good at traditional forms of poetry
Mrs Kiwi says: When a man from Utahhas a double wide carthats polyamory
AK keeps scaring me with threats of Lucy Lawless.
When you've tattooed your faceDown in Xena's old placeThat's Maori.
When you've God up the duffAnd you're sleeping in roughThat's a Mary.
You people are all way off-topic.Something something somethingSomething something somethingThat's allegory.
One more.I chase these damn kids off my lawnShouting curses til they're goneI a-Hoary
I'm.I'M a-Hoary.It means grizzled and old.Um, doesn't it?
If you don't poop or peeAnd you're lovely to seeYou're a houri.
When you're fish from the southwith an extendable mouthYou're John Dory
If you can't get enoughwhen you're both in the buffyou so horny.pinchr is how I got into this
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