Monday, July 6, 2009

Fire, Pro and Con

Once there was a little church
Scorched one night while stars did turn
It's left the parish in the lurch:
No place to wish a witch would burn.

34 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

thenthelightningwill (9 seconds ago) -
Well I saw all I need to know about witches on Monty Python and what we need is more enhanced interrogations like waterboarding because witches weigh less than a duck and that's why they don't float.
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Righteous Bubba said...

YouTube discourse is raised once more.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did you notice that "Weird Car Crashes - 819,966 views" is one of the related videos?
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Righteous Bubba said...

Why not train wrecks?

Another Kiwi said...

Witches are bad drivers. It's the pointy hat.

herr doktor bimler said...

Also bad swimmers, hence the empirically-confirmed sinkage problem.

J said...

The regs at the usual Baptist warehouse now consider ANYONE who does not attend church a suspected witch or occultist, whether lutheran, catholic, non-believer, muslim, jew, etc. Even out in Eastside LA, the fundies consider catholic padres high priests of Lucifer or something ("Marians"), just a different sect than the Moon Godess types, jews or mormonics (tho' bapticks do at times seem to tolerate LDS, since they tend to be business types, moralist crusaders and so forth. Good witches).

J said...

Phuck, I may have kicked off the non-funny, literal-factual filter on RB.com. Lo siento

Righteous Bubba said...

Well, that's kinda the point of the silly shit at the top of the thread...

Ahota!

tigris said...

Witches are bad drivers. It's the pointy hat.

The broom skills they acquire first also prove a hindrance when they discover cars just can't maneuver like a sweet broom.

Righteous Bubba said...

Nobody could have predicted we'd go serious.

tigris said...

Oh crap, have we gone serious?

J said...

Actually, there's one specific reason why the bapticks and other protestants detest the marian-catholics.

Candles. Big ones. Those mondo votive Candles are the work of.......the Fiend.

Since this is R rated blog, we shan't go into details, but think...Linda Blair

tigris said...

If this thread has gone serious, does that mean the quantum entanglement thread has, too? I can't look, my waveform is already feeling faint.

Righteous Bubba said...

It is both serious and not serious until you look.

Righteous Bubba said...

Candles.

I miss the old days when it was gold. The Protestants have been doing some catching up in that area.

J said...

Thou shalt not have unnatural relations with the tapered, or untapered wax! It is iniquity.

J said...

Alright, enough serious. There appears to be a trend towards.......Nun-Kultur.

mikey said...

I used to run the quaint little vibrator repair shop in sacramento.

Nobody ever brought me a candle and asked me to restore it's length. I'm not sure I could have done that.

But by golly I woulda tried...

Another Kiwi said...

Californian Commercial Oversight Czar Granple Hustion today confirmed a "shake up" in the Vibrator repair industry. He said "Well, these guys have been humming along, for years, doing all sorts of candle based repairs which are taxed under Jadgerwach Direktive 145a as Religious Duties, and attract higher taxes. Let the warning go out Hustion said "Unlicensed candle workers, we're coming for you".

Caliph Garrett said...

The apostate nuns usually become Wickans, anyway.

Righteous Bubba said...

It seems to me that they live their lives like a candle in the hind.

herr doktor bimler said...

Out, out brief candle!

herr doktor bimler said...

my waveform is already feeling faint

Perhaps you could borrow a wig from Phil Spector.

fish said...

The apostate nuns usually become Wickans

Is this related to candle worship?

J said...

CA Dept. of Consumer Affairs, announces Open testing for Wax and Wick Technician Trainees II, e9931112iii

herr doktor bimler said...

I was not sure about the invitation to become a Wicca Man until my Wiccan Calendar introduced me to Ms September and Ms October.

tigris said...

Man, how many vertebrae does Ms September have, anyway? Baby got way too much back.

herr doktor bimler said...

sweet broom

Do NOT smoke that stuff, whatever your hippie friends might tell you. You just throw up and they laugh. Or so I heard.

Righteous Bubba said...

She's got vertebrae that go all the way up.

Another Kiwi said...

Amongst them that do art this is the phenomenon known as "How tall is the sodding canvas again?

mikey said...

That painter dude knows from knockers.

Those babes are hot.

But what's up with the donkey?

I'm on my kness

herr doktor bimler said...

She's showing off her ass.

Another Kiwi said...

Is that the same angel that was in the alien albino picture? Now it's trying to take the sheet off Ms. September, the dirty little sod.
The donkey is to ride home on, Mikey.