tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4123360138464347560..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: I Have No Bridge and I Must TrollSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-30377639989398589482009-07-18T15:48:10.034-07:002009-07-18T15:48:10.034-07:00Did I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant...Did I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant neverRusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-30212296532289826132009-07-17T14:43:33.512-07:002009-07-17T14:43:33.512-07:00If you try to help they just cock a snook at youIf you try to help they just <a href="http://example.com" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">cock a snook</a> at youAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86037296142170128032009-07-17T14:30:36.177-07:002009-07-17T14:30:36.177-07:00They're always wanging about this or that.They're always wanging about this or that.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-64655317394836753202009-07-17T13:59:25.817-07:002009-07-17T13:59:25.817-07:00I was looking to see if he was breathing.Always lo...<i>I was looking to see if he was breathing.</i><br><br>Always look 'em in the eye.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-9567174253323558142009-07-17T13:52:13.192-07:002009-07-17T13:52:13.192-07:00I was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mis...I was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mistake.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76496643274107336102009-07-17T12:31:50.807-07:002009-07-17T12:31:50.807-07:00I feel really bad, but you don't wanna look &#...I feel really bad, but you don't wanna look 'em in the meatus when you walk by.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34341221630164260902009-07-17T12:29:30.068-07:002009-07-17T12:29:30.068-07:00A homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.A homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-14894386909812616532009-07-17T12:21:16.801-07:002009-07-17T12:21:16.801-07:00I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday ...I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday and thought of you all. Just thought you would want to know.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29452448936198475032009-07-17T07:18:06.844-07:002009-07-17T07:18:06.844-07:00He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plan...He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plans on using that gun like he wants to.<br><br>I get no repec.fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6480779683655577732009-07-16T19:38:16.489-07:002009-07-16T19:38:16.489-07:00To be fair, you say that without ever having seen ...To be fair, you say that without ever having seen my carriage...<br><br>Or my shinnmikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86796044285942227482009-07-16T18:57:56.374-07:002009-07-16T18:57:56.374-07:00egg yokesListen: eggs are not strong enough to pu...<i>egg yokes</i><br><br>Listen: eggs are not strong enough to pull your carriage.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-50134303855530062242009-07-16T17:09:08.959-07:002009-07-16T17:09:08.959-07:00Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating...<i>Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.</i><br><br>You know, I hadn't considered it.<br><br>Hmm.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83497297369895092902009-07-16T16:38:18.959-07:002009-07-16T16:38:18.959-07:00he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, su...<i>he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat</i><br>We never eat the morsel around here. They are a bit low to the ground, if you get my meaning.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-5082231708909487572009-07-16T16:33:51.791-07:002009-07-16T16:33:51.791-07:00that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.Just like my ...<i>that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.</i><br><br>Just like my liberal ass likes it!cognitive dissidenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46977925364783170982009-07-16T16:21:59.291-07:002009-07-16T16:21:59.291-07:00It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone co...<i>It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.</i><br>Ah, so the special ingredients are a family tradition.<br><br>Speaking of which:<br><i>When this fourth rich course was removed, the table was relaid for the fifth with a crimson silk cloth, and the nymphs clothed in the same. The flowers were yellow, white and amethystine Cairo roses; the food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat, and many pieces of a light white bread. The sauce was thus: fresh egg yokes with pine nuts, orange water, pomegranate juice, Colossine sugar and cinnamon. The dishes were of emerald, and so was the table of the sublime queen.</i>herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15772918659002649572009-07-16T15:38:40.358-07:002009-07-16T15:38:40.358-07:00Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly d...Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly dull.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-70548215001088201272009-07-16T15:37:00.523-07:002009-07-16T15:37:00.523-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...<i>As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."</i><br><br>Yeah, but that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18320389408463218572009-07-16T15:30:03.136-07:002009-07-16T15:30:03.136-07:00I LOVE the German porn.Especially the sound track....I LOVE the German porn.<br><br>Especially the sound track.<br><br>It always sounds like "MMmmmm, ja, fritzen mitzen titzen shitzen fitzen"<br><br>That never fails to amuse...<br><br>Capcha, on the other hand, likes the gersm pornmikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-80839368496961955232009-07-16T15:28:59.511-07:002009-07-16T15:28:59.511-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...<i>As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."</i><br><br>Sure, the shout-out was nice, but why wasn't there more in the post about ME ME ME and what I think?Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47183147973528985572009-07-16T15:23:09.003-07:002009-07-16T15:23:09.003-07:00It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone co...It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.<br><br>Also disgusting when they take a bite and figure it out.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-55923216874555383872009-07-16T15:15:51.695-07:002009-07-16T15:15:51.695-07:00sick online German porn filmed in your mothers’ ba...<i>sick online German porn </i><b>filmed</b><i> in your mothers’ basements</i><br><br>Fexcsed, as the cool kids are apparently saying.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-32442369821188950312009-07-16T14:21:19.658-07:002009-07-16T14:21:19.658-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."<br><br>Besides, everyone knows that tinfoil is for hats, we pinko commies live in vacuum-less slovenliness, and Swedish porn is the best. (Also, there's no wireless signal in my Mom's basement, so I had to write this comment at Starbucks after bumming $6 from her for my favorite frou-frou frappuccino.)<br><br>(RE your title: Somewhere on the Internet, Harlan Ellison is cranky...)cognitive dissidenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28875654486902725462009-07-16T14:18:59.481-07:002009-07-16T14:18:59.481-07:00John The Simpson confirms his position in the top ...John The Simpson confirms his position in the top flight of bloggers with the stinging "unrighteous" label.<br>Then to disable the comments of said heathen proves that we are dealing with some one from the top shelf of the blog liqour cabinet. Yes, next to Burt Prelutsky's Old Persnickity is a bottle of Gimpsons Tomato Sauce and Vodkatini.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87701201955120133412009-07-16T13:22:14.827-07:002009-07-16T13:22:14.827-07:00Called out by John T Simpson. I hope you learned ...Called out by John T Simpson. <br><br>I hope you learned your lesson. Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.<br><br>Or his gun.<br><br>BUTTOCKSzombie rotten mcdonaldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-90562640424954315342009-07-16T12:25:34.053-07:002009-07-16T12:25:34.053-07:00Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do ...<i> Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements </i><br><br><br>German!? WTF? These are kiwis we're talking about it, iddn't it--a bit beyond that bo-reeng FKK club stuff, ah wager. Think Canberra, mate. Or fansofJWGacy.com. J-dub. <br><br>Simpson's not one for subtlety. I don't bother with the hick-rightist sites too much (or, to be honest the Garofalo.coms)--rather perilous in certain areas of west, like when the webmeister puts a call into his pals in the local chapter of angels, 'skins, or local meth dealer, etc.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11567400697675996283noreply@blogger.com