Monday, March 12, 2012

Right In TIM KALEMKARIAN's Face

TIM KALEMKARIAN has been a busy person lately:

Commenters, ALWAYS show the courtest to TEST.

Now, the problem is this:

NO PHOTO is an impressive photo.

None of those, as attractive as they are, is a picture of TIM KALEMKARIAN. So what is the TIM KALEMKARIAN fan to do?

I know! Let's PUT ON A SHOW! MAKE ONE!



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If you submit/point me to a screenshot we can have a TIM KALEMKARIAN face CONTEST.

UPDATE!

Via fish, the true face of TIM KALEMKARIAN?

TIM KALEMKARIAN

Or is AK's artful Mr. Potatohead-style foot placement more true-to-form?

TIM KALEMKARIAN

Vacuumslayer works blue:

TIM KALEMKARIAN

I might as well do one:

TIM KALEMKARIAN

A profile of Smut:

TIM KALEMKARIAN

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No, the other posts aren't gone, having a whole bunch of image tags seems to push them into the "Older Posts" category.

34 comments:

fish said...

FYI

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Here he is!
~

Substance McGravitas said...

FYI

OMG!

vacuumslayer said...

Here he is!
~


N_B is Tim Kalemkarian?

Another Kiwi said...

I thought that TK would be the other end of the horse.
Is that polar bear doing the "long face" joke. What kidders they are!

Smut Clyde said...

Disappointingly, the Bing image search for TIM KALEMKARIAN is much less Sub-centric (even as the Google image search becomes more so). But it does offer a helpful list of
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M. Bouffant said...

OK, knock it off!! I'm busy enough as is, w/ the breathing & the resting & ...

Oblig. to remind all that TK's home, Moorpark, is "Kraproom" backwards.

Also, as TK (not to be confused, we hope, w/ Tonio K.) is of the Armenian persuasion, a less mobile uni-brow is needed. (We kid because we hate.)

fish said...

It's the hipster soulpatch that makes it a win.

Substance McGravitas said...

Lovely.

Substance McGravitas said...

AK's has cute fuzzy feet!

vacuumslayer said...

TIM KALEMKARIAN IS A DICKNOSE!

Substance McGravitas said...

Oooh, I highly recommend Image Zoom for Firefox. You can resize the things you're dragging.

vacuumslayer said...

I can't help but notice that TIM KALEMKARIAN has ears exactly like Katherine Lopez. Omg, are they related?

Substance McGravitas said...

I like the stripey shirt. And for Bouffant, it looks like he might be carrying a straw hat.

vacuumslayer said...

I actually think the Buzz Lightyear endorsement could guarantee him the coveted 5 to 8 year old demographic.

Substance McGravitas said...

Silly VS, 5-8-year-olds are a lock for the Libertarian Party.

vacuumslayer said...

I actually LOLed.

Smut Clyde said...

I had one like VS's but the nasal drip spoiled the effect.

Substance McGravitas said...

Gee, the leech eyes go really well with the third mouth. I may have to make some new creature.

Substance McGravitas said...

Google's spiders have found the TIM KALEMKARIAN drag-and-drop images. I'm hoping the alt and title tags on the completed images have the proper effect.

vacuumslayer said...

Putting the fur ears behind the eyes was really creative. You made like some kind of Dr. Mureau type creature.

Substance McGravitas said...

They ALL look remarkably confused. None of them look bored.

Smut Clyde said...

spiders have found the TIM KALEMKARIAN drag-and-drop images

I have that problem all the time. Effing spiders.

wiley said...

Perhaps creating a cipher Republican candidate would be more effective than rat-fucking during the primaries. A really believable candidate would just have to be more unbelievable than Santorum, Paul, Perry, and Romney.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

wiley is un-justifiably assuming that such hasn't been already done.

As proof, I offer Santorum; Gingrich; Rmoney.

The difficulty is that as people with a grounding in reality, leftists are unable to even conceptualize candidates that are less believable. Wingnuts have no such constraints.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

have that problem all the time. Effing spiders.

Mind Spiders at 3Bulls SOTD.

Substance McGravitas said...

Those are all very satisfying.

Come on, search engines!

vacuumslayer said...

Who won, btw? FTR, my vote goes to either you or smut.

Substance McGravitas said...

The winner is...THE PERSON WHO CHECKS BACK!

vacuumslayer said...

O
M
G

Do I get to keep the sash AND the penis?!

This is all so exciting! The children are our future--WORLD PEACE!

*mic drop*

Kathleen said...

I have taken way too much pain medication to look at this post

Substance McGravitas said...

I recommend running running running away!

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