Monday, March 26, 2012

Canadian Girlfriend Update

Welcome, cross-border shoppers:
Ontario’s Court of Appeal agrees that sex workers should be permitted to work in safer locations and pay others to help protect them, but not that they should be able to communicate with their clients in public places.

It struck down two laws Monday, calling them unconstitutional, but upheld the ban on solicitation, saying that prostitutes should not be able to communicate with their clients in public places.
I would imagine that Canadian boyfriends are available too. I could use the money, but please pay first, service not guaranteed.



Some ass at the National Post:
Father Raymond J. de Souza: If prostitution is a tragedy, why make it easier?
Yeah, why make it easier? If more women were chopped up as pigmeat for the crime of prostitution that'd be a lesson to others. But hey! He's a Catholic priest so he must be some kind of moral arbiter.

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think I need a Canadian wife and citizenship.

I suppose those cost extra?
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Substance McGravitas said...

For you thundra, I will marry at a 15% discount.

vacuumslayer said...

Well this is very exciting. I've always wanted to be a Job Creator. Do you have a flyer or pamphlet with a list of services you provide? Bear in mind, I'm American, so I'll expect you to work cheaply and under questionable circumstances.

Substance McGravitas said...

Demeaning conditions are nothing new to those already knee-deep in snow and beavers.

Smut Clyde said...

Substance is not allowed to communicate with his customers.

Substance McGravitas said...

Smut needs a lesson in persistence.

vacuumslayer said...

Substance is not allowed to communicate with his customers.

That's right. And no eye contact or kissing on the lips.

el Manquécito said...

Next you're going to tell us Canada is awash in women.

Substance McGravitas said...

I make no claims. The parkas obscure a lot.

M. Krebs said...

Aw, jesus. That's some really shitty Rush. Not sure if it's above or below average though.

Substance McGravitas said...

The BUMP BOMP BUMP BOMP stuff just before the chorus makes me think of little kids pretending to be Frankenstein with some kind of stiff-legged walk.

That song got them their record deal.

Mendacious D said...

I make no claims. The parkas obscure a lot.

Lie back and think of Musquodoboit. Or Dildo.