Santorum says Romney’s inconsistent because Romney claims to favor English as the official language but he also supports Puerto Rican statehood. Santorum, as I understand it, says he is himself open to statehood, but he’d make it conditional on Puerto Rico first accepting and teaching English as its official language.Silly Jonah, Santorum had no position on it at all before he fucked up and now he is trying to take Santorum and make Santorumade.
Okay, anything further to add?
Now, I think Santorum’s position is entirely defensible (even if I’m not sure I agree with it).Just for being you:
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Here's an even better picture of Santorum to use:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/20/1076164/-Rick-Santorum-campaign-We-re-not-focused-on-delegate-math-but-please-check-our-new-delegate-math
Oh yeah. Give me a minute. There's some manipulation required.
Give me a minute. There's some manipulation required.
Haha.
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Well, there's not really enough space above his head to give him a spray in the mouth. I've looked for a wider shot, but no go yet.
Still, satisfying.
Wikipedia: Official language(s) Spanish and English
Santorum's point is as defensible as any other superfluous demand for something that's already true, and as per usual Jonah Goldberg is too wishy-washy to take a real stand and too lazy even to check wiki-fucking-pedia
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Up yur nose with a rubber hose, err diarrhea cannon!
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Now I'm hoping for the first "diarrhea cannon" search.
Possibly related.
Santorum looks surprised, but not displeased, at being doused with the Diarrhea Cannon (maybe we need to mount that on Kathleen's Nursing Tank).
In any case, I approve. In the mouth or not, it worked out better than I had hoped. Let's hope it goes viral.
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