Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Make Mine a Double

Santorum says Romney’s inconsistent because Romney claims to favor English as the official language but he also supports Puerto Rican statehood. Santorum, as I understand it, says he is himself open to statehood, but he’d make it conditional on Puerto Rico first accepting and teaching English as its official language.
Silly Jonah, Santorum had no position on it at all before he fucked up and now he is trying to take Santorum and make Santorumade.

Okay, anything further to add?
Now, I think Santorum’s position is entirely defensible (even if I’m not sure I agree with it).
Just for being you:


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Here's an even better picture of Santorum to use:


Substance McGravitas said...

Oh yeah. Give me a minute. There's some manipulation required.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Give me a minute. There's some manipulation required.


Substance McGravitas said...

Well, there's not really enough space above his head to give him a spray in the mouth. I've looked for a wider shot, but no go yet.

Substance McGravitas said...

Still, satisfying.

tigris said...

Wikipedia: Official language(s) Spanish and English

Santorum's point is as defensible as any other superfluous demand for something that's already true, and as per usual Jonah Goldberg is too wishy-washy to take a real stand and too lazy even to check wiki-fucking-pedia

Substance McGravitas said...


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Up yur nose with a rubber hose, err diarrhea cannon!

Substance McGravitas said...

Now I'm hoping for the first "diarrhea cannon" search.

Another Kiwi said...

I hopes it was not one 'o them robot cars Jonhay was drivin'. He sayed how they is tyrranicism.
Fuck he's got some nerve accepting payment for those lazy ass, maybe "they're right and maybe they aren't" columns.

M. Bouffant said...

Possibly related.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Santorum looks surprised, but not displeased, at being doused with the Diarrhea Cannon (maybe we need to mount that on Kathleen's Nursing Tank).

In any case, I approve. In the mouth or not, it worked out better than I had hoped. Let's hope it goes viral.