Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Chain of Chants

John Derbyshire is an asshole of course:
I wasn’t aware that school subsidies for female rutting is part of the Jesuit creed, but no doubt it’s there somewhere in the recorded teachings of St. Ignatius.
What fresh outrage has the Derb been contemplating found? Let us investigate:
You Should Be Paying For Our Sex Lives
By John Derbyshire
March 1, 2012 1:39 P.M.

This beats all. HotAir reports:
Okay so let's go see what Hot Air reports:
Georgetown co-ed: Please pay for us to have sex … We’re going broke buying birth control
posted at 1:55 pm on February 28, 2012 by Tina Korbe

At a hearing of the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee yesterday, a single witness — Georgetown law student and “reproductive rights activist” Sandra Fluke — told sympathetic policy-makers that the administration’s so-called contraception mandate should stand … because her peers are going broke buying birth control.
Dear lord! Hot Air is on the ball! Let's follow the link:
Sex-Crazed Co-Eds Going Broke Buying Birth Control, Student Tells Pelosi Hearing Touting Freebie Mandate
By Craig Bannister
February 27, 2012

A Georgetown co-ed told Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s hearing that the women in her law school program are having so much sex that they’re going broke, so you and I should pay for their birth control.
Heavens! Those hussies! I wonder what further sourcing this item will direct me to?
Dems Stage a Single-Witness ‘Hearing’ to Frame Their ‘Reproductive Rights’ Argument
By Penny Starr
February 24, 2012

(CNSNews.com) – Because their witness was denied an opportunity to testify at last week’s Republican-led hearing on religious freedom, House Democrats staged a hearing of their own Thursday, playing to the media and framing the argument as one of “women’s health.”
That is one long and boring game of Telephone but I guess getting stuck on "OMG WHORES!" is to be expected. Congratulations NRO donors.
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Naturally a truly conservative outlet uses only time-tested items, but perhaps the thanks-in-advance above should specify seven days last week.

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You Should Be Paying For Our Sex Lives
By John Derbyshire


That idea DOES have the benefit of being pretty damn cheap.


unless Derp wants us to pay for his tube socks.

Aw, fuck it! If we buy Derp some tube socks and lotion, can we have healthcare?

tigris said...

You Should Be Paying For Our Sex Lives
By John Derbyshire


Jesus, SOMEBODY send him a link to free pr0n.

Another Kiwi said...

With the Catholic bishoprics it's religious freedom with Ms Fluke it's skanksville. Righto.
Also Subby's dogged investigations show clearly the influence of the film "Human Centipede", which had Asian people in it, so must be godless. REPENDINGS NOW!!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jesus, SOMEBODY send him a link to free pr0n.

In his defense, I WOULD EXPECT that the underage girl porn costs.

mikey said...

Hmm. I guess the "More Money for Millionaires, Less for you" platform was beginning to run into headwinds. You can fool some of the people all of the time, but even the rubes will notice when their kids don't have enough to eat.

"So", I reckon they said, we need a new hill to die on. "Whatever shall it be?" And up from the depths of stupid, rising through the fog of bigotry and religious zealotry came the cry "Abortion!!!" And they said, "Yeah, heh heh, that's always a good one, but we keep dying on that hill and fer fucks sake, we gotta be careful or one day we're gonna WIN that argument and how fucked up would THAT be? Nah, we need something that's even more basic than that."

"Waitaminute" came the querulous cry from right side of the bleachers on the right side of the stadium on the right side of Route 84 - "I've GOT it! Let's come out against FUCKING!"

And the wrinkled old white men, who among them regularly fucked eleven species and committed nineteen felonies in doing so, nodded solemnly and said, "This is pretty good. We're already against gay fucking, and President blowjobs, and minority fucking and the resulting anchor babies - is it such a leap that we should simply come out against ALL forms of fucking, all the time?"

And amusingly, not a one of them saw either catastrophic flaw in this strategy...

fish said...

He actually said "rutting" FFS.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I AM a little surprised that the chain did not end up back at the Derp.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish, they have also been fond of the antediluvian sexist word "coed" in recent days.

I swear, these tools are NEVER going to get over the sixties, are they?

Substance McGravitas said...

If boys and girls are allowed to coeducate all hell will break loose. Look at how orderly Saudi Arabia is.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Can't study while you're fucking, Sub. It's a given.

Substance McGravitas said...

In my experience it might be possible for one partner to get some reading done while the other partner tries oh so hard.

Sniffle.

Smut Clyde said...

A projector pointed on the ceiling is a great time-saver.

these tools are NEVER going to get over the sixties, are they?

Here's teh Googlepedia on Tom Wolfe:
"I Am Charlotte Simmons" [...] met with a mostly tepid response by critics but won praise from many social conservatives, who saw the book's disturbing account of college sexuality as revealing moral decline.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

A projector pointed on the ceiling is a great time-saver.


I can't see it with the blindfold.