Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Sacred Heart On Your Sleeve

Bad heavens!
In a highly significant move, ministers will fight a case at the European Court of Human Rights in which two British women will seek to establish their right to display the cross.

It is the first time that the Government has been forced to state whether it backs the right of Christians to wear the symbol at work.

A document seen by The Sunday Telegraph discloses that ministers will argue that because it is not a “requirement” of the Christian faith, employers can ban the wearing of the cross and sack workers who insist on doing so.
Let the record show that I support the carrying of crosses provided they are the required 4.8 metres. Employers must accommodate the faithful by providing the necessary space for such accessories. Also nails and beatings.

4 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Is it weird that I immediately saw this as a comedy sketch?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also nails and beatings.

I worked at a place like that.

Substance McGravitas said...

Is it weird that I immediately saw this as a comedy sketch?

I was thinking about how bathroom stalls are SO SMALL. A problem for the faithful Christian.

M. Bouffant said...

Do you allow for a wheel on the bottom? Bear one of those things around long enough & your corporate carpet will be in tatters.