Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cryptozoology

A theory:
The legend of the ferocious chupacabra, or goat sucker, has circulated around Central America since the 1990s. But the supernatural chimeric beast -- described by some as half dog, half bat -- may just be a coyote suffering from mange, says entomologist Barry OConnor of the University of Michigan.
The potential here is that the sasquatch is really just a mangy hippie.

2 comments:

mikey said...

More likely, Sasquatch is really a mangy failed WWE character ex-hippie...

J— said...

So the chupacabra turns out to be Wile E. Coyote's cousin Mange E.