Thursday, October 14, 2010

Sex: More Boring Than Ever

OTTAWA—The Conservative government wants to help unemployed Canadians find careers as strippers and for-hire escorts.

According to a draft Oct. 1 memo obtained by the Star, Ottawa has determined these careers once considered “morally offensive” should be put on the federal government’s Job Bank, which is also available for use by the provinces.


The draft policy, which has yet to be implemented, stated that the following occupations will “be acceptable for posting on Job Bank”:

• Exotic dancer, erotic dancer, nude dancer, striptease dancer and table dancer.

• Escort, chat line agent, phone agent for personal services and telephone agent for personal services.
I am sure that the tax reven...reve... zzzzz


mikey said...

I'd like to know the difference between the role of a "phone agent for personal services" and a "telephone agent for personal services".

Does the former speak using fewer syllables?

W/V announces a meeting of the Time Mafia, and calls for his cronsori

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Didn't you get the memo?

Boring is the new sexy.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

She sells cell phones by the see? Sure!

nedbeaumontjr said...

If the nude dancer isn't an erotic dancer, he/she is doing it wrong.

Brando said...

Now that's a stimulous package.

Kathleen said...

no. way.

Kathleen said...

oh Brando

M. Bouffant said...

You have no idea yet how boring sex can be. Even w/ other (admittedly boring) people.

mikey said...

Well, yeah, it's pretty boring by myself. This is news?

Substance McGravitas said...

You have no idea yet how boring sex can be.

I believe certain partners of mine have an idea.

M. Bouffant said...

I believe certain partners of mine have an idea.

Some, but not all?

Substance McGravitas said...

The uncertain ones keep coming back for proof.