Monday, October 4, 2010

Pride in the Flag

My country does equality well:
Brawl erupts as 100 drunken women watch stripper on Vancouver Island
By Walter Cordery, Nanaimo Daily News October 4, 2010 4:07 PM

NANAIMO -- Police want to talk to the management of Nanaimo's Cavallotti Lodge following a drunken melee that erupted at the hall on Friday night, featuring more than 100 drunken women and a male stripper.


A witness to Friday's escapades who did not want to be identified said one woman stood on her chair to watch the male exotic dancer, who was dressed up as a police officer before he started to remove his clothing. The women behind her took exception because their view of the stripper was obstructed.

At least four police cars responded to the assault.
Tear shit up, ladies.

But of course there's always a counterpoint to such enlightened sharing of the duties of inebriation, vulgarity and violence. In Afghanistan, a lotta rape on a Canadian military base, perpetrators unknown.


J— said...

"There was no real victim here as far as we can tell and everybody was so drunk, it's difficult to determine what really took place and that's why we don't expect charges resulting from this," [Nanaimo RCMP spokesman Const. Gary O'Brien] said.

So soft on crime, and so close to our border!

Substance McGravitas said...

And ALSO fulla Mexicans!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

“I didn’t read the letters, so I don’t know what she’s referring to exactly,” said Maj. Paule Poulin, spokeswoman for the Canadian Forces Provost Marshal and the Canadian Forces National Investigation Service, the investigative arms of the military police.
“But any time allegations are brought up to the military police, they are investigated to the full extent,” Maj. Poulin said.

See, nothing to see.

J— said...

The person who initially called in the complaint told police that not only was she assaulted but her mother and sister were also assaulted.

I guess they sing "Family Tradition" a little different up there.

Substance McGravitas said...

They're born into the bars there.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

At least four police cars responded to the assault.

The women should have surrounded the cops and forced them to disrobe.

The linked story about the Canadian soldier almost makes me feel guilty for making the joke about the first story. WTF is going on with this perpetuwar?

Substance McGravitas said...

Our Liberal government (which successfully avoided the Iraq bullshit) stuck with NATO after 9/11. A date has been set for a Canadian troop pullout, which the Tories are sticking with.

Note that the current contenders for a new government are the Liberals, with shitbag Michael Ignatieff at the helm.

Smut Clyde said...

the male exotic dancer, who was dressed up as a police officer before he started to remove his clothing.

So the audience is all "Send more medics, I mean police", and then 4 more police cars arrive. I fail to see the problem.