Sunday, October 3, 2010

Back Into RSS

Checking out an old newsreader and its old feeds. What's one of those without trivia?
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
-Alfred Hitchcock, In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)
British movie director (1899 - 1980)

13 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Movies are longer than ever!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I can hold my water like a camel- BRING ON THE FIVE HOUR MOVIE!!

Smut Clyde said...

Five and a half hours.
Over four hours.
And marathon screenings of The Kingdom are fun.

Substance McGravitas said...

A real man can hold his urine.

Smut Clyde said...

Makes the popcorn soggy though.

mikey said...

A real man can hold his urine.

I took the Substantial Urine challenge. Turns out I'm not a real man. All the urine kept running between my fingers...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

A real man can hold his urine.

A manly man can drink his.

Substance McGravitas said...

I had the novelization of The Omen when I was but a lad, and the guy who got his head chopped off would bathe his genitalia in his own pee to protect against venereal disease.

Smut Clyde said...

The ushers frown upon such behaviour.
Also someone should have told him about the squirrel solution.

nedbeaumontjr said...

Bladders are quite durable when used, in pairs, as earmuffs.

Mendacious D said...

the endurance of the human bladder.

Yes, but whose?

Smut Clyde said...

Bladders? Earmuffs?

Smut Clyde said...

Yes, but whose?
Now MenD has reminded me of how Tycho Brahe died of a ruptured bladder after sitting through a 19-hour non-stop festival of Andy Warhol experimental films. I have a sad.