"Did you anticipate this kind of reaction?" I ask them.There is so much more, and so much weirder. I'm not kidding: READ THE WHOLE THING.
"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"
"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
An interview with two scholarly gentlemen:
Posted by Substance McGravitas at 1:50 PM