The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
-Alfred Hitchcock, In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)
British movie director (1899 - 1980)
Sunday, October 3, 2010
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Movies are longer than ever!
I can hold my water like a camel- BRING ON THE FIVE HOUR MOVIE!!
Five and a half hours.
Over four hours.
And marathon screenings of The Kingdom are fun.
A real man can hold his urine.
Makes the popcorn soggy though.
A real man can hold his urine.
I took the Substantial Urine challenge. Turns out I'm not a real man. All the urine kept running between my fingers...
A real man can hold his urine.
A manly man can drink his.
I had the novelization of The Omen when I was but a lad, and the guy who got his head chopped off would bathe his genitalia in his own pee to protect against venereal disease.
The ushers frown upon such behaviour.
Also someone should have told him about the squirrel solution.
Bladders are quite durable when used, in pairs, as earmuffs.
the endurance of the human bladder.
Yes, but whose?
Bladders? Earmuffs?
Yes, but whose?
Now MenD has reminded me of how Tycho Brahe died of a ruptured bladder after sitting through a 19-hour non-stop festival of Andy Warhol experimental films. I have a sad.
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