Some dumb fucking relatives of mine decided to go to Mexico and leave their 15 and 10 year old boys behind for a week. They left them with a bunch of money.
What do you figure the kids did?
Well, they bought three hamsters and a pair of shorts.
Good kids, those two, but their grandma and their aunt are now shepherding them after they got frightened in a lightning storm and that one trip to the emergency room.
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Were they PANTSU-MAN shorts?
Hmmm.
Are you SURE these are american kids?
'Cause buying a pair of shorts seems AWFULLY responsible to me.
Cigarettes, donuts, sodapop, spin the bottle and poker would have been my choices at 15...
Are you SURE these are american kids?
Good call! Those two are Canadian kids, from the wholly uninteresting city of Edmonton. It may be that there was nothing at the general store except for the recent shipment of hamsters and shorts, but the latter item seems unwise in a city that is perpetually eleventy zillion below zero.
You've obviously never smoked a hamster after filtering it through a pair of shorts.
My parents wouldn't have left me and my brother alone when I was 15. This is a good thing as I might not be here now.
Trip to emergency room sounds like further details to be offered later?
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There was a playground fracture for the 10-year-old. Not a catastrophe, but serious enough for medical attention. From an adult.
hell, most responsible adults won't leave me alone NOW.
Damn doctors. damn rubber walls.
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