Monday, August 3, 2009

This Was Very Entertaining

Alternate or additional soundtrack inspired but not approved by mikey:

A. "Grim Luxuria" by Cathedral.
Q. What is "best use of 'twisted lust on fire' in a song" Alex?

Cold sin and fire, burning wrath and anger,
this crippled splendour of lust so dire yeah!
Insane visions of beauty, groanings so empty,

wriggling in agony, the frail corpse of love that's me.

Hair and eyes limbs and faces,
bending hard in fierce embraces.
Ooh this loveless rage, come give me pain -

arcane exotica, ooh grim luxuria.

Twisted lust on fire,
love the bastard liar.

Sick grins of pleasure, warped torsos in heaven,
bending tongues - saliva, licking lifeforms of grotesque.
On the floor bones cracking, like evil dogs mauling,
grunting in this ecstasy, - shaking, screaming, clawing me!

Pleading eyes mangled faces,
torn apart, in growling places.
Ooh this seething cage, white light in vain,
arcane exotica - grim luxuria.

Twisted lust on fire,
love - the bastard liar.
Oh sweet sanctity, -
hell is pouring over me.


mikey said...

Have you ever seen "48 Hours"? It's a show on A&E, chronicling a murder investigation from the first 911 call to the arrest, or sometimes there is no arrest.

She reminds me of the scenes where the guilty murderer is being questioned by the cops, and they know all sorts of crap, and the murderer doesn't have any data, but he's trying to dance around, spread the guilt, redirect the suspicion, explain away the evidence.

I have trouble sleeping thru the night, always have, so I find myself up at three or four, sometimes watching these stoopid cop shows, so I know of what I speak.

She'll just keep dancing, trying to divert the obvious questions and stay ahead of the challenges, because she knows she'll never again have a chance at fame like this.

Except when she writes her book. Regnery is all over it.

Capcha understands Orly. Says lether...

J— said...

After watching this, I broke down and read the OC Weekly profile of Taitz. This made me smile:

Taitz sent Berg a “Ceize and Desist” [sic] letter

because I know from her web site that she is approved to handle cases before the U.S. Supreme Court in Washington, DC.

I was also happy to see that both Taitz and Berg think the other is an Obama mole in the house of birther.

Substance McGravitas said...

Have you ever seen "48 Hours"?

Yeah. She's a little crazier than most of those folks though. The Kenyan birth certificate thing that Shuster wanted to ask about was just gone and she wanted to start all over again.

mikey said...

Oh, she's a LOT crazier.

It's just that she responds to questioning without understanding the basis of the questions, nor will she recognize that people with opposing viewpoints might have done some research too..


J Neo Marvin said...

Can't watch videos at work, so this is the first time I've caught this woman in action, and...

This is their ATTORNEY?

Oh my God. We're in BIG trouble now! PLEASE, I BEG of you, DON'T put his woman on every news show to state your case! I mean it, we're REALLY, REALLY scared of this Orly Taitz woman. Have some mercy on us liberals and DON'T MAKE HER YOUR SPOKESPERSON! We'll never survive such an attack!

Capcha sez it would be scarier than TORGAMMU!

fish said...

They must have cut the part of the segment where they threw pies into her face. Disappointed.

Rusty Shackleblart said...


Substance McGravitas said...

This is their ATTORNEY?

Maybe. In J—'s article the funniest part for me was the guy saying she doesn't actually file stuff here or there - she drops it off.

J— said...

For some she's their attorney. For others she's an impediment to the movement. The in-fighting among the birthers is like a cross between Dostoyevsky's The Possessed (old-school title 'cause that's how I roll) and Dumb and Dumber, with a healthy sprinkling of racism for good measure.

mikey said...

Y'know, she IS pretty hot.

In a Gabor kind of way.

I've always had a weakness for attractive nutjobs.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mikey, you need help.

And I say that as a friendly, helpful-type zombie.

ewwww. Man, Ewwwwww.

M. Bouffant said...

mikey knows.

The odds are 50/50: Madwoman-hoor (good) or frigid lump (not as good).

One must take one's chances, but the pay-off can be big.

herr doktor bimler said...

I've always had a weakness for attractive nutjobs.

I assume that 'nutjob' is like a handjob but involves more pubic hair.

Jennifer said...

She's got a little bit of a Nancy Sinatra-vibe going...

Substance McGravitas said...

Good Christ, people, you have computers. Surely there are better targets for this sort of speculation, like knotholes in especially curvaceous trees or something.

mikey said...

Yeah, but see, here's the thing.

We've SEEN them naked. Hell, almost everybody on the internet is naked. If you tried hard enough, you could find pictures of ME naked.

But I haven't seen Orly naked.

And, truth to tell, I'd LIKE to...


Capcha agrees, says hoses

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The odds are 50/50: Madwoman-hoor (good) or frigid lump (not as good).

from how tightly wound she is, I'm betting on the latter.

And Jennifer, you should be ASHAMED for adding to this discussion.

Substance McGravitas said...

Yes, other people should be ashamed.

herr doktor bimler said...

If you tried hard enough, you could find pictures of ME naked.

Some of us were having breakfast.

Jennifer said...

I think Mink Stole should play her in the Lifetime, John Waters' docudrama.

ZRM- I was and am ashamed... and was going to add commentary about the fucking patriarchy, but you get enough of that from your cob logger.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...


I'm surprised she didn't start in on FLUORIDE.

Substance McGravitas said...

mikey has a bright future ahead!

Obama’s scum that is writing about this burning desire to see me nude and take my nude pictures- get a psychiatrist, you definitely need one. Don’t bother wasting your energy and time on e-mails, chat messages or comments. I don’t chat, never go to chat rooms, I spam such e-mails and all your nasty comments go to the trash bin.

The saddest thing, is that these “people” will probably be promoted to head the ranks of Obama’s civilian army, their Brown Shirts or Hitler Young.

Another Kiwi said...

So when is the brownshirts going to be started??!!11
I have a brownish shirt and dark grey trousers. Do I gotta start it myself??1!!
I don't want to see no one naked or nothing just do some marching around shouting at people. Is that too much to ask1?

Substance McGravitas said...

I intinge that mikey will be able to answer all these questions in short order.

herr doktor bimler said...

I have a brownish shirt and dark grey trousers.
Always safe choices for the colour-vision-impaired.

mikey said...

The important thing is to NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR.

I hope I've made the complete dideology clear...

Hee heh.. DIDeology....


Me and capcha are holopg