Thursday, August 6, 2009

The White Man is the Black Man of Liberal Fascism

John T. Simpson, professional victim:
I have to tell you, people. I may not be black. But with all that’s going on lately, I’m starting to get an idea of how it felt to be a black man in the Jim Crow South.
We assume that "lately" means "since that black guy got elected".

UPDATARAMA!















I await the legions of Simpson loyalists who will set me straight.

Oh, and BEAT THAT TROLLING, SHACKLEFORD!

40 comments:

Rusty Shackleblart said...

"May" not be black?

Substance McGravitas said...

Open-mindedness is a hallmark of the Ranting Right.

In comments the developments "lately" apparently refer to him getting beaten up as a youngster.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Just once?

fish said...

"May" not be black?

It is always good for a racist to hedge his bets...

mikey said...

Yep. When viewed in the overall sense, that is, the sense of wearing overalls, it cannot be disputed that the worst possible outcome is to wake up one morning in the second half of this foul year of our lard 2009 to find yourself a white male. I mean, not to find a white male there when you wake up, that's an entirely different issue, but to wake up a white male yourself.

Because then you just have all that advantage and opportunity and the worst slur people can come up with is honkey and you have to wear khaki dockers and polo shirts with the name of high tech companies on them and loafers! Yes, loafers, which only prove that if you're a white male you can get ahead while LOAFING.

I'm going to vermont for potskis

fish said...

and you have to wear khaki dockers and polo shirts with the name of high tech companies on them and loafers

You have to admit, that is pretty bad...

Substance McGravitas said...

AND THEN THE GOVERNMENT RAISES TAXES ON SUNSCREEN!!!

Rusty Shackleblart said...

I wore a polo, khakis, and loafers to a dinner party the other night.

I may not be black.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Simpson comes so close...

That would be Ms. Lucia Whalen...even though she never mentioned race until asked by CPD.

Yup. And yet Crowley notes in his police report that he was looking for two black suspects.

But other than that, his comparison is bang on. After all, what's the difference between an elderly disabled man standing on his own front porch and a redneck gasbag fighting with his drunken brother in the middle of the street? Hitler, that's what.

Another Kiwi said...

Indeed Mr. Simpson's discomfiture is reminiscent of 150 years of slavery and murder.
I imagine he will buying one-way tickets to Somalia as he writes (scribbles on the stylophone, whatever). A place where a white man is not oppressed by radical extremists who argue with policemen on their front porch.

Anonymous said...

Finally, FINALLY, You got something right, NoSubNoGrav! That title sums it all up better than I ever could. NOW you're getting it!

The rest of the commentary here just reads like the usual Hate Whitey 'slavery and murder' psychobabble I've heard all my life from Lefty Harvard wack jobs like Gates and Cornel West. They're like the senior leaders in today's black Ku Klux Klan. Racial Arsonist Al Sharpton is the Grand Dragon, see?

He was all set to ignite Cambridge. I tried to stop him. Keep innocent people in my hometown from getting hurt over nothing. And I'm the bad guy here?

Look, I could still hate the British 200 years later for the Boston Massacre, but that's ancient history. The fact is, black-on-white violence is FAR more prevalent in America today. I've known it at knifepoint. And just look at Marine Park a while back and Akron, Ohio this past July 4h. Black teen racist mobs going wild on innocent whites. No black racists, LOL! ANYONE can hate! Where's THAT conversation? Hmm. Curious.

I dare you to reprint this, SubMac. Got the guts? Oh, and how does it feel to be trolled :)

Made my point. Outta here for good. BTW Blog says 84 total page views. I've gotten about 10,000 on this story since last Tuesday at DJ alone, never mind Big Hollywood, LOL! Like I said. Pathetic.

Most Sincerely, Johnny Simpson ;-)

Substance McGravitas said...

Welcome, possibly-John-Simpson. I hope you are not prejudiced against Teh Google because we don't stand for that kinda talk around here.

mikey said...

I don't know about you, but I find it extremely difficult not to take seriously anyone who liberally sprinkles LOLs through their thoughtful political insights.

Because that, in and of itself, is a sign of gravitas...

Substance McGravitas said...

Thank you, mikey, for your very supportive Hate Whitey rant.

Another Kiwi said...

You see libs11!! Mr. Simpson did not do any slavery nor murder so it doesn't matter and black people who don't have verrrrry important blogs should just STFU about all that old timey stuff, which is only in Liebral movies anyway.
LOLZ is all he got.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm interested in what "reprinting" might mean.

Another Kiwi said...

Well, when Johnno makes (scribbles, scratches, smears) his columnar excrescence he has to send it to the Bug Hollywood Legal team for "proof reading" or, spellchecking as we might call it. The "product" is then put through a right wing talking points blender so that the sad whining can be reprinted onto the internet by Bobobos that have been ostracized from their family troupes.

Substance McGravitas said...

Bonobo troupes: not actually that tuneful.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I liked Bonobo better before Live Aid.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I hate whitey and I can not lie.
Here is my proof, let no one deny.
~

Another Kiwi said...

Look more carefully Libs!! I said Bobobos!!
Yikes could I have my pituitary back ZRM it's doing bad things to my brain chemicals to not have one.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

what did you do to Johnno, Substance? Shit on his wife's tits?

Substance McGravitas said...

I challenged his white manhood.

Another Kiwi said...

Shit on his wife's tits?
*Sigh* that has started so many arguments in our neighborhood

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

John t Simpson is, apparently, the humorless dildo of liberal fascism.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The rest of the commentary here just reads like the usual Hate Whitey 'slavery and murder' psychobabble

Obviously, he didn't read any of your site.

It's mostly disturbing, infantile animations and poop jokes. Commentary is three doors down, at Shakesville.

Substance McGravitas said...

Shit man, Simpson hasn't got anything worthy of a scurrilous photoshop.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

put a humorless dildo on his forehead...

Another Kiwi said...

He has a humorless dildo in his forehead judging by the monotonous droning coming out his mouth

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think all the traffic from JTS has been sidetracked by the "Useful Peeing Advice".

Substance McGravitas said...

No ill-will here: let all their showers be golden.

herr doktor bimler said...

He has a humorless dildo in his forehead

We are merely at the dawning of the age of prosthetic frontal lobes.

fish said...

The fact is, black-on-white violence is FAR more prevalent in America today.

This is of course absolutely true. Unless you are unarmed. And Handcuffed. And prostrate on the ground. "And black. But that, of course was a whole 8 months ago. So forgive and forget I say.

Anyway, what does Gates have to be so nervous about? He wasn't on the ground...

J— said...

Wow, what a baby. At this rate, he's going to work himself up to a whole post just on you.

One can hope at least.

Substance McGravitas said...

I dread it because that would be the equivalent of being a black man under Jim Crow.

As it is when I go to the store and the slurpee machine is broken.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, to be fair, all the Hitler and Jew rhetoric is being used up in the Health Care debate.

Did I say debate? I mean shouting.

J— said...

Broken slurpee machines are the grandfather clause of liberal fascism.

mikey said...

I have conducted a brief review of the content of this blog since the name change and I can clearly see why Mr. Simpson has felt that it represents a serious challenge to his own work.

It is, by any scientific measure, twelve and a half times more serious, and sixteen times more accurate. Poor fellow.

Plus, it has tabill

Another Kiwi said...

The fuckin' Slurpee machine is broken??!!1?
This is worser than all that slavery and such!!1
Time to take out the trash, my friends.(After I get new trousers and have a nap.)

tigris said...

Bobobos that have been ostracized from their family troupes

I don't know from Bobobos, but Bonobos get ostracized for not putting out. Which reminds me:John T., habitual self-victimization will make you go blind.