Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Jokers

Ed Driscoll knows who you are, ya big commie:
On the left (appropriately enough), a parody that ran in the BDS-obsessed Vanity Fair magazine last year, as The Dark Knight played in theaters (and whose subtext was viewed as — very likely unintentionally — sympathetic to President Bush, as Andrew Klavan wrote). On the right, an unknown Photoshop artist apparently living in Los Angeles, or possibly the very city that stood in for Gotham in The Dark Knight:









Okay, clearly they are completely the same because one looks like a mug-shot and the other does not, one is based on a photograph and the other is not, one has a big scary word under it and the other does not, and the word-enhanced one has a word that's completely fucking nuts. Also the guy on the left invaded the wrong country and suchlike; the guy on the right's just trying to make up ground in the war-crime department. I give the Obama smear higher points for graphical punchiness.

Moving on, Ed then points to two of the usual dumbasses getting all huffy at some guy from the LA Weekly I've never heard of but who undoubtedly speaks for you and I, dear reader, on matters of art. We played the race card, yes we did, a leap not so surprising as imagining that giving unsupervised billions to bankers is socialism.

After that, this:
But really, at this point, why be amazed? The left’s hypocrisy in these matters is merely yet another attempt, tacitly in this case, to epater les bourgeois. All the more so, since most leftwing attempts at political satire all too often end up as humorless sledgehammer parodies such as this.
The "such as this" link leads to a discussion of foaming-mouth-leftist duo Cillizza and Milbank and their Mouthpiece Theater.

YOU DO NOT KNOW FROM FUNNY, LEFTIST.

SUFFER:



UPDATE!!!


Mouthpiece Theater killed.


I blame this foul-mouthed gentleman:

20 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The Obama one is composed for shit, also.

Substance McGravitas said...

I am having a puritanical conniption fit as I type.

M. Bouffant said...

Word Ver. suggests that "bashm" (w/ a large rock, perhaps) would be the correct brew for those two idiots, whom I had avoided watching until now.

Thank you so damn much.

J— said...

Suffer indeed. Have you seen the video in which Paul Simon talks with Dick Cavett about strategies for repeating themes and then varying them in both music and comedy? I know Cillizza and Milbank haven't.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am NOT watching that video.

Seriously, this place is like fish's. Click on links at your peril. You BOTH enjoy hurting us.

J— said...

The Cillizza and Milbank video will make you life longer, zombie rotten mcdonald. Like Dunbar in Catch-22, except replace boring with excruciating.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe it will only make my life SEEM longer.

Another Kiwi said...

The dumbest arse piece about this mountain of dumbassery is that Obama is properly clever enough to be a successful criminal e.g. time traveling to fix up vault copy. Where GWB is barely smart enough to fall over a coffee table in a humourous manner.
Was the Joker a socialist?? The Ledger one or the Nicholson one?? Sounds like a job for Burpin' Burt.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think I still like our conniption fit best, fellow lefties.

Allahpundit, for instance, takes LAWeekly to task. Mark Hemingway, boldly going where none have gone before takes LAWeekly to task. Ed Driscoll notes these heroic efforts and takes LAWeekly to task. Jim Treacher spies something rotten and takes LAWeekly to task. Confederate Yankee at least finds someone else complaining in a KTLA report - and nobody complaining in a Weekly World News story - but still does the right thing and takes LAWeekly to task. Michelle Malkin takes LAWeekly to task. Kathy Shaidle drops the ball and takes nobody to task. Big Hollywood takes LAWeekly to task.

That is a heck of a conniption fit my friends: be proud of all we have achieved this day.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jim Treacher spies something rotten and takes LAWeekly to task.

So Jim Treacher got a temporary pass from trolling Roy's place?

Can we see his hall pass? I'd like to check the kerning.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

When the entire left is freaking out Mr. Treacher is there.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

What?

I missed the Great Liberal Freakout?

I should have bookmarked it.

Substance McGravitas said...

Dude, there was cake.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Gun Cake?

or Penis Cake?

Substance McGravitas said...

Whacko cake.

Another Kiwi said...

I didn't see cake. Was that in the "Elitist Liberals, Keep Out Damn Foreigners" section?
I got weiners 'n' 'sorce', what the hell is 'sorce'?
It was all a bit plingric.

mikey said...

Do NOT eat the Gun Cake!

I Repeat (Pedantic Reflux Disorder). Do NOT eat the Gun Cake.

You'll crack your teeeeeth and if you're real lucky you won't shoot off your chin, charlie.

Hold on. Gotta coaughte.

There. That's better...

mikey said...

And people say 3 Bulls is incoherent.

I got those clowns beat with nothing but half a bottle of scotch.

Ahh, man, that pamela anderson was really mistreated.

Leaver her ALONE!!

**sniff**

mikey with ficings

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

3Bulls is now one of THOSE blogs.

Expect posts to be filled with stories of poop. Uh, MOAR poop.

fish said...

Incoherence is a state of plaid.

I have overcome wersity