Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Kid Conversation

Kid: Who invented skin?

Me: Nobody invented skin. You just have it.

Kid: Who invented blood?

Me: Nobody invented blood either.

Kid: SOMEBODY invented blood. ... Vampires invented blood.

13 comments:

mikey said...

Which leads us to all sorts of valuable understandings of the relationship between foodstuffs and their consumers.

Monkeys invented bananas...

Capcha is neither short ortal

Another Kiwi said...

I thought Gawd invented everything? Which leads us to the question of the extent of His knowlege. Is it like "Yeah, bananas are cool" or is it "The cytokine X region on the banana gene for yellow is pretty cool"
Oh Oh Capcha is throping, stand back

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

and brains.... by that logic, zombies invented brains.

You're welcome.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Actually, this is an interesting conversation.

That previous thread, THAT was a kid conversation.

Substance McGravitas said...

Okay, vampires invented blood, but who was the genius who started running it through himself?

herr doktor bimler said...

Who invented bones? Werewolves?

Substance McGravitas said...

Flies invented poop!

Now how did they put it in my ass?

Another Kiwi said...

Pogitypq.
Which came first, the fly or the poop?

herr doktor bimler said...

Now how did they put it in my ass?

That's one of the lesser-known stories in the Trickster cycle.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Trickster has got to learn that the flaming bags of poop on the doorstep are no longer funny.

herr doktor bimler said...

So plants invented sunlight...
Before that, animals invented plants...
Before that, humans invented animals...
Right at the beginning, God invented humans.

The Bible, it's a COOKBOOK!!

tigris said...

Flaming bags of poop in your ass, though? COMEDY PLATINUM.

herr doktor bimler said...

Curry jokes are up on the next thread.
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire.