I went to an Oxygen Bar at the Del Mar Fair, always wanted to do that, and afterwards I bought a couple small Canisters of 90% pure Oxygen. Ever since before I go to the Gym I've been taking a few Hits of this before I go to the Car. Makes you lightheaded but seems to work well, I've had Good Workouts. But I don't think that my driving to the Gym is as Sharp as it usually is. I don't want you People to do this, I'm sure it'll go awry, you'll get in an Accident, maybe OD.Read on for an interesting alcohol ritual.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Airheads Down at the Pawn Shop Selling TVs...
Telepathic Ed on his horrible life as an Airhead:
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Toxic stuff, that oxygen.
I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't fond of you furry little creatures. Although I have no Official Followers all of the Big Names in this Country read my Blog and Wait with Baited Breath for my Next Offering.
Two thoughts:
1) I wonder if you could do this with JanusNode?
2) Teh Zombie is gonna eat his brainz.
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Random Caps. Check.
Random Sentence Structure. Check.
Random Topic Shift. Check.
Bizarre Spelling errors that pass spellcheck. Check.
Incompetence, incoherence and incontinence. Check.
Not sure who this guy is, but he's definitely another one...
I think Ed's kinda sweet, but the telepathy is on the blink or he'd have caught me by now.
Spraying your body with pure-as-possible alcohol sounds interesting.
Particularly if you rub on a good coating of Dimethyl sulfoxide first...
Just sayin that spraying yourself with Absolute Alcohol (science types call it that) will not end well unless marination is what you are after.
Random proper noun designation is a Lost Art.
That newspaper has been around since the late nineteenth century. I've heard it mentioned before because it was critical of the military regime in the 1970s.
Allow me to go OT and say that these Vancoubans can organise a good Zombie Walk. Though Zombie Michael Jackson was pushing the boundaries of good taste...
Y'know, one of the key factors that determine the quality of a blog post is the title. The "headline", if you will.How you title your posts is every bit as important as what you have to say.
Titles should be informative, clever and there should be some consistency.
Bubba's friend Ed has that whole consistency thing covered like a blanket...
My percentages are probably as off as TT's, but if we were in a 21% oxygen atmosphere, wouldn't the ignition of my next Camel set the entire atmosphere aflame? (And don't think I wouldn't do it, either!)
And I am now a bit apprehensive, as the "Del Mar" to which he refers is well under 200 miles from our current location, unless there's another one in that capital of unoriginality, Florida.
Research reveals that the custodians of the zoo are equally opposed to camel ignition. Also, they spit.
all of the Big Names in this Country read my Blog and Wait with Baited Breath for my Next Offering.
Oxygen, whatever its flaws, does make for a fabulous breath bait- I caught my biggest breath ever that way. I had it stuffed and mounted.
Allow me to go OT and say that these Vancoubans can organise a good Zombie Walk. Though Zombie Michael Jackson was pushing the boundaries of good taste...
Yeah, I'd guess he tasted bad. Too many additives.
Titles should be informative, clever and there should be some consistency.
I use music titles. Usually obscure, often what I'm listening to as I write. So, not so informative...
clever? tiresome.
But consistent, yeh-boy! So I'm battin .333!
Random proper noun designation is a Lost Art.
I think that's pretty much the first thing I agreed with J on. Ever read any of Frank Lloyd Wright's books? Maybe it was the extra name, but that Mother could Capitalize.
I think that's pretty much the first thing I agreed with J on.
Remember: J with hyphen wonderful, J without hyphen somewhat different.
Remember: J with hyphen wonderful, J without hyphen somewhat different.
That's gonna cause a bit of confusion. Mind if I call him/her Bruce?
I remain worried, as I get the impression that just plain "J" lives w/in the sound of my voice. (If I were on broadcast radio here in Hell.)
Or maybe he just gives a bigger shit than most about the L. A. Symphony/Opera scene, & is thousands of miles away.
Vancoubans?
Vancouverites, actually.
Several friends of mine take part in the walk each year. Always an interesting afternoon to go drinking downtown.
Also, I am routinely doused in alcohol, but it is normally by accident.
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