Cheating ballers poke their bums
With needles full of drugs
If only they’d grown up with
Loving mothers full of hugs.
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Free Things
For most folks:
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
24 comments:
Swimmers wrapped in magic fibres,
Turn water steam like a dolphin's child
If only they'd had mums who were kinder,
they could do the same,in old bin liners.
Wrestlers hide a secret shiv
In tape or in their pants
If only their dear mothers
Thought to teach them to square dance.
I used up all my poetry and such as on Senator Vitter.
~
When ancient Greek traders
Sell things to invaders
That's agora!
What do you mean, wrong verse form?
Poor Papi and Manny
By fame were seduced
They cheat by injection
But man they produced
When athletes are juicing
Their play corresponds
Now they're clean but they're losing
Stop picking on Bonds!
When an etching of Dante
Shows clothing that's scanty
That's a Doré!
I'll stop now.
When an etching of Dante
Shows clothing that's scanty
That's a Doré!
I'll stop now.
Suuuuure you will.
One who's quick to chastise
Is a perv in disguise:
That's a Tory.
I'll play.
When the painting in view
Shows a man cleaved in two
That's a-gory
When panting for ewe
A man is caught blue
That's a felony.
~
When climate in change
Makes one man estranged
That's Al Goré
When a man in a suit
Bites a collie's patoot
THAT'S a story.
When the villian on Buffy
Is a goddess who's huffy
That's a-Glory
Mrs Kiwi says:
When a man from Utah
has a double wide car
thats polyamory
AK keeps scaring me with threats of Lucy Lawless.
When you've tattooed your face
Down in Xena's old place
That's Maori.
When you've God up the duff
And you're sleeping in rough
That's a Mary.
You people are all way off-topic.
Something something something
Something something something
That's allegory.
One more.
I chase these damn kids off my lawn
Shouting curses til they're gone
I a-Hoary
I'm.
I'M a-Hoary.
It means grizzled and old.
Um, doesn't it?
If you don't poop or pee
And you're lovely to see
You're a houri.
When you're fish from the south
with an extendable mouth
You're John Dory
If you can't get enough
when you're both in the buff
you so horny.
pinchr is how I got into this
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