Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Almost-People Skills

There once was a stuffed suit called Romney, a
Guy who'd emote like a zombie,* a
Big piece of wood, a
Stiff but up-stood, a
Contemptible cure for insomnia.

Via Pupienus Maximus:

*Yes yes, go on.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Buckeye: a useless nut.

Substance McGravitas said...

At least Stephen Harper has a kind of seething anger to him.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

What a lack of graciousness- he could have said, "Yeah, he's a hell of a guy", but his ego got in the way.

Substance McGravitas said...

I always think about popular culture when I see stuff like that: how do these people watch movies? How can they understand them?

mikey said...

Sweet Jesus said old right wing joe
This douchebag has just got to go
He can't run a campaign
The project's a wrecked train
And the only thing left is just D'oh!

M. Bouffant said...

They don't participate in pop culture. They have "family night" where they play board games together, or worse.

Or shit like the Romney family triathlon.

They do their very best to disconnect themselves from society. Helps keep the kids from thinking for themselves, too.

Smut Clyde said...

They do their very best to disconnect themselves from society

Well yes, but don't we all?

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I was struck by the fact that the crowd left him hanging. Assholes all around it looks like to me.