Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About NO WAIT SHUT UP

Hi there, One True Church!
The Dutch Catholic Church and the Salesian order are investigating revelations that a Salesian priest served on the board of a group that promotes pedophilia with the full knowledge of his boss.

The order's top official in the Netherlands, Delegate Herman Spronck, confirmed in a statement that the priest - identified by RTL Nieuws as 73-year-old "Father Van B." - served on the board of "Martijn," a group that campaigns to end the Dutch ban on adult-child sex.
The thing about Catholic priests is that they are advocates for justice in ALL spheres of life, no matter how young small the personal reward might be. I mean, what advantage could a PRIEST get from his role at Martijn? Vow of chastity, amirite?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

At least he was honest about his feelings, Mr. McG.

Substance McGravitas said...

Father Van B. was honest enough to show his penis in public! I'm sure he was revealing its perpetual flaccidity to doubters.

Smut Clyde said...

The Salesians have a special reputation. Send them all back to Salesia, says I.

Smut Clyde said...

Oh look -- Father Spronck (the leader of the Salesian Order in the Netherlands) has gone as well, for the same reason.