Monday, August 16, 2010

Independent Living

Don't need no nursing home or nothing:
While no weapon was produced, the 75-year-old told staff at a Prince George Bank of Nova Scotia that he was armed. Staff surrendered a small amount of cash and the robber made his getaway as RCMP were called around 11:45 a.m. Friday.

The suspect was described as a Caucasian male weighing about 230 pounds. He was wearing a straw hat, white T-shirt, grey jogging pants and dark glasses - and he was using a walker that many rely on for mobility.


Smut Clyde said...

Can M. Bouffant account for his movements?

mikey said...

This next exhibit is one we're quite proud of, actually. It's called "The Zimmer Frame and the Annals of Crime - A History of (Assisted) Violence

J— said...

It was an imperial walker. If you're not an Ewok, don't fuck with it.

M. Bouffant said...

No "Canadian Mounted, baby a police force that works" reference, just: Can M. Bouffant account for his movements?

Oh, you'll be very, very sorry you asked that question, as I can account for several wks. of movements.

SoCal is where it's at for bank robbin' anyway. Freeway close, & all the other clichés.