Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Recipes March On

Scrambled Hog with Tossed Garbanzos

3 teaspoons plucky hog, undeniably sugared
1 garbanzo, spiritually marinated
1 walnut
4 ounces purple gilamonster colon
2 bunches vanilla
1 portion coffee

Beneficently grease a cookie sheet. Separate hog whisker from nose. Shred nose. Mix the garbanzo with the walnut over high heat in a bowl. Pour resulting mixture over the hog.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Hmmmm, I think Righteous Bubba is channeling Snag... or RB is Snag.