Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Pretty Sure I Have To Manipulate This

10 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

O
M
G

Piers Morgan has no tolerance for the farts.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The segment would have been so much better if Piers Morgan had tantalized Jonah with a big bag of Cheetos, yanking it out of reach every time Jonah made a grab for it.

Smut Clyde said...

One douchebag interviews another? Am I expected to watch it?

Substance McGravitas said...

No. That, sadly, is my task.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jonah's first book: "I Know You Are, But What Am I?"

And the second: "FART! He Who Smelt It, Dealt It."

You heard it here, first.
~

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Smut, one douche does a pretty good job of decimating the other. It's pretty fun watching Jonah bluster and squirm.

bbkf said...

i normally despise piers morgan, but in this case...

Pupienus Maximus said...

HAHAHAHAHA
"I don't want to have that argument."
Jonah the whale out of water flopping around on the set.

jim said...

Yeah, this actually sort of sucks. I'd've much rather seen more about Jonah's new book & less "NO U" back & forth between these two overpaid prats over a campaign ad.

Morgan makes some good points - which he then delegitimizes by dumbing them down to the point of caricature & being such an arrogant shitheel while making them. If he's really being the Devil's Advocate, I hope Lucifer kept the receipt.

Substance McGravitas said...

I am sorry to have to report that even-the-liberal Piers Morgan speaks for all non-Republicans across the globe.