Tuesday, May 29, 2012

News

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Even worse:
“Rudy was not a face-eating zombie monster,” said his high school friend Victoria Forte. “The Rudy we know was a nice gentleman with a warm smile, and funny.”

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

they say that like being a face-eating zombie monster is a BAD thing.

mikey said...

It's the goddam obesity epidemic.

When you're out of potato chips, you gotta start eating some face.

Hungry? Y'know?

Substance McGravitas said...

Maybe tanning has something to do with the relative tastiness of your face.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Clearly, Victoria Forte was not referring to Rudy Ghouliani.
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vacuumslayer said...

I'm pretty creeped out by the face-eating zombie-man story. I mean, WTF? What is the world coming to?

Substance McGravitas said...

I believe face-eating is now a component of enhanced interrogation.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe face-eating is now a component of enhanced interrogation.

Ah, good. I can make a career switch.

J— said...

Check out the current top story in the Orlando Sentinel's "Crime" section.

Substance McGravitas said...

J—!

J— said...

I've been busy, busy, busy. Tonight I checked the Google reader thing for the first time in months, and there's a post on fucked up in shit in Florida. Pulled me right in.

Smut Clyde said...

I was complaining about J--'s absence a few weeks ago, after Carlos Fuentes died, and there were no Land-without-Bread updates to let us know straightaway.

Substance McGravitas said...

This seems like good zombie follow-up.

J— said...

Very kind of you, Smut Clyde. I've been so out of the loop I didn't read about Fuentes until a couple of days ago.